The most functional English word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit
Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can:
smoke shit
buy shit
sell shit
lose shit
find shit
forget shit
tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shineola.
There are:
lucky shits
dumb shits
crazy shit
There is:
bull shit
horse shit
chicken shit.
You can:
throw shit
sling shit
catch shit
shoot the shit
duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can: give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can:
find yourself in deep shit
be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are:
colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have:
too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit's creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of Shit. But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........ Well, shit happens!
--- I appreciate that my daddy e-mailed me this today. Makes me happier. I couldn't resist sharing...
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit
Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can:
smoke shit
buy shit
sell shit
lose shit
find shit
forget shit
tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shineola.
There are:
lucky shits
dumb shits
crazy shit
There is:
bull shit
horse shit
chicken shit.
You can:
throw shit
sling shit
catch shit
shoot the shit
duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can: give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can:
find yourself in deep shit
be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are:
colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have:
too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit's creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of Shit. But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........ Well, shit happens!
--- I appreciate that my daddy e-mailed me this today. Makes me happier. I couldn't resist sharing...