Jul 09, 2008 11:47
You might be a redneck if, at your family's 4th of July BBQ, your uncle fishes a dead gopher out of one of the traps, pops it into his homemade potato gun, and lauches it over 300 feet until it smaks into his own pickup truck. true story.
and also...
holy fucking shit, I cannot even believe my AP scores.
5 Language and Comp
5 Literature and Comp
5 Spanish
4 Econ
5 Calc
5 Government
depending on whether they award credit for Econ and if they give me credit for both English tests, I could be heading off the Oberlin with 26 credits, counting US and World history as well as those I took this year. Also, I'm a national AP scholar, whatever that means.
I have a job interview in an hour for which I am lying and saying that I am not attending college. I feel bad, but it is absolutely the only way that I can get hired.