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Alright, since Shawn put a bunch of lame drummer jokes on his LJ, I'm gonna put some lame Bassist jokes on mine. And no, I didn't get these from any website, I'm makin' 'em up as I go:
What's the difference between a bassist and a loser? NOTHING!
Why did the bassist cross the road? Because he was stupid!
How many bassists does it take to switch a lightbulb? None, because he doesn't know how.
Why couldn't the bassist unlock the door? He had the wrong key!
Why couldn't the basist keep up with the drummer? Because he's a bassist...none of them can.
Why did the bassist start playing the bass? Because he couldn't play the drums without practicing.
What makes a bassist so stupid? Nothing, they are just born like that.
Why am I typing this? Because I'm bored...
What's the difference between a bassist and a loser? NOTHING!
Why did the bassist cross the road? Because he was stupid!
How many bassists does it take to switch a lightbulb? None, because he doesn't know how.
Why couldn't the bassist unlock the door? He had the wrong key!
Why couldn't the basist keep up with the drummer? Because he's a bassist...none of them can.
Why did the bassist start playing the bass? Because he couldn't play the drums without practicing.
What makes a bassist so stupid? Nothing, they are just born like that.
Why am I typing this? Because I'm bored...