... Agh.

[hyotei_pride]

I feel fat.

I'm getting flabby, aren't I? [Aren't I, Choutarou?]

My abs.

They...

They're pinchable now.

This just sucks.

Doesn't the sex [Or at least the tennis] help at all?!

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IT'S THE VALENTINE'S DAY CHOCOLATES ISN'T IT?!

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[hyotei_soul]

You're imagining things, babe. Besides, there's other pinchable bits much more worthy of the attention

I...uh

didn't just say that.

[hyotei_pride]

I'm not. :( The chuck of fat I hold between my fingers feels real.

And soon it'll all overlap and you'll never find the good pinchable bits amongst all the other pinchables.

[hyotei_soul]

Ryou. :( If your fat/flabby/Whatever, then Atobe's not rich.

Impossible.

[hyotei_pride]

Rich..

Like chocolate?

No wonder I don't get as much v-day chocolates as Yuushi.

The fangirls think I'm fat.

[hyotei_soul]

No. Bah. Ryou. Stoppit.

I'll bite you.

Yes, and I only got so much because it's my birthday too. :(

[hyotei_pride]

But you can't eat me.

I'm fattening.

...

Well. You deserve the chocolates cause you're one hell of a sexy guy?

[hyotei_soul]

Can I try?

I'll nibble on your ears and work my way down?

Am not. I'm most often told I'm very "brother-like". Now unless there's incest involved, I'd hope people don't consider their brothers sexy?

[hyotei_pride]

Only if you have the metabolism rate of a hummingbird on crack.

... Tempting. Well.. If it involves the good pinchable.. Then...

Are too. Eh. I think my brother's ugly. But the girls who stalk him beg to differ.

[hyotei_pride]

Chunk, not chuck.

I CAN'T EVEN TYPE PROPERLY.