... Agh.

[hyotei_pride]

I feel fat.

I'm getting flabby, aren't I? [Aren't I, Choutarou?]

My abs.

They...

They're pinchable now.

This just sucks.

Doesn't the sex [Or at least the tennis] help at all?!

|Edit|

IT'S THE VALENTINE'S DAY CHOCOLATES ISN'T IT?!

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[pulsepointed]

.....

I need to see proof. plzkthx. <3!

[hyotei_pride]

... Salt in my (flabby) wound.

Go away and let me curl up and die.

[hyotei_soul]

Sh! It's not true.

[hyotei_pride]

It IS.

Pinch me and recoil with horror.

No one will ever love me again.

Why are you so noble?

WHY AM I SO FLABBY?

[hyotei_soul]

Shishido Ryou, don't make me come over there. >=(

It's not.

Never.

I do.

I'm NOT.

You're not!

[hyotei_pride]

Don't come over. >| You can't see me in such a horrible state. It's just disgusting.

SHIIIIIT.

THE ONLY LOVE I'LL EVER GET WILL BE LOVE HANDLES.

[hyotei_soul]

I dare you to try and stop me? >P Disgusting? Hardly.

Doesn't my opinion count? :( :(

[hyotei_pride]

... Like I can stop you.

Course it counts. Yours is the only one that counts -- but I still feel disgusting. >:|

[hyotei_soul]

Do you want to stop me? :( :( :( :(

Do I need to show you, again, just how incredibly gorgeous I think you are Hm?

[hyotei_pride]

.... No?

BAH. You're biased!

[pulsepointed]

Psh. Fatness + you = does not compute.

Noooooooo you cannot die, Shishido samaaaa. You need to exist to have much more kinky and crazy sexual adventures with yer partner live!! TT_____TT

[hyotei_pride]

I'm struggling to come to terms with my tragic plight as well.

... If I die, cremate me so I won't take up too much space.

T__________T