shoop shoop ~('.'~)

[hymenchan]

SO I'VE BEEN SPEED-READING BLEACH.

I mean, given my goldfish-attention span, I'm doing pretty good. And going pretty fast, given how ADD I can get given the internet. So--

♦ Gin is the coolest, creepiest thing EVER ^__^
♦ URAHARA (hat'n'clogs) IS MY FAVORITE. Hands down. JUST LOOK AT THIS BADASS I INDULGED IN AFTER READING THAT SCENE.
♦ Renji is annoying
♦ Rukia is such a little bitch, and still awesome even in captivity waiting for execution
♦ Urahara is behind everything awesome, ever
♦ I am kind of ~heterosexual~ for him, no lie :|
♦ Orihime and Tatsuki are still the cutest fucking thing ever
♦ URYUU IS SO GAY FOR ICHIGO
♦ yes I do ship it kind of yes maybe
♦ I'd also tap that. Uryuu that is. I mean, turn him into a girl, and he'd be perfectly my type
♦ not that he'd want it, he wants to ~take it up the ass~ OH MY GOD SO GAY, SO GAY
♦ Chizuru, you perv, Ily. SO MUCH.
♦ OH GOD THIS WHOLE SCENE JFLDKG;AFDSA TATSUKI/ORIHIME FOREVER ;A;
♦ lesbian tension MAX
♦ ;GLKFJSKLDF URAHARA. HANKY-PANKY OH MY GOD
♦ ... ;_____________; oh god
♦ JGLJFA;SDF URAHARA MY LOVE FOR YOU KNOWS NO BOUNDS WHATSOEVER
♦ Uryuu you are so gay I don't even
♦ al;gjdf leave it to Uryuu to bring a backup cape oh my god
♦ and then there's THIS page which turned into-- heaven preserve us-- me making another shop
♦ whenever I see Yoruichi, I imagine Salem from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT SHE'S A GIRL.



yeah that's right

oh right, which was, I should mention, what followed this terrifying, beautiful shop, inspired by this video and albinomeatball's fanfic about masochist Uryuu :|

Bleach, never stop making me laugh, forever :|

ALSO, albinomeatball IS AMAZING :D

PS HI pridefall