I got an A in math you guys.
(a) the answer to the question "are you okay" is "I'm fine" and will continue to be "I'm fine"
(b) I JUST TOOK A CHIP AND ATE IT
(c) no seriously. I'm fine.
(d) I made up with an old friend and it was pretty much amazing. ♥ antiquates 8D
(e) I made new friends and it was ALSO amazing OMG aishiteru, chamyl, memoryofpride, pedotastic, vilani,whitehaired 8DDDDD ♥
(f) THIS
I went to it.
WAS IT AWESOME?
Yes it was.
We arrived a bit late going into the city and come to the front of the line in front of the verizon store and just as we're trying to figure out where the end of the line is...
... up pulls a van. And out get
Andy Samberg
Akiva Shaffer
and Jorma Taccone
The Dudes.
I was like fucking one foot away from them and they wave and smile and jflkagjklfsd they're all awkward and adorable, especially Jorma, and I'm just like /blink
/blink forever
Did that just happen
/blink blink blink
I mean I could smell them I was that close okay :|
So we stand in line for a little bit, after having BOUGHT THE CD (s-so worth it sob) and having SNEAKED INTO THE LINE WAY FURTHER IN FRONT THAN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL /sneaky bullies
OH YEAH AND THIS IS US, as in, me and my friend Thalia :DDDD;; I'm on left, for those of you who don't know :>
Jess, Amy, remember the Heroes signing convention? OF COURSE YOU DO. It was like that :| only the line wasn't as long, no winding, and the signing was AFTER the Q&A.
There was one guy in the crowd with a boombox.
That guy was my hero.
It was funny because I think people were screaming just to scream at times in the front and then everyone would run in front and scream some more for whatever was going on.
The thing they were screaming about?
YOU COULD SEE ANDY THROUGH THE WINDOW.
Amazing, right? Right.
So we finally got inside to crowd up to a stage and wait forever for them to get up there and get interviewed by PAUL MOTHERFUCKING RUDD
And that happened (funny because they called him Fred for... reasons which I'm sure you understand LMFAO)
And there was one guy that kept asking for Paul to kiss him on the neck... :| that was awkward. and one girl asked Andy to marry her and he replied "WHAT?! NO!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! AND YOU WANT US TO SPEND OUR WHOLE LIVES TOGETHER?! yeah okay I'll marry you. ha, see? that easy" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a bunch of people kept asking them to kiss jfklasghklfjdsak and there was so much more pointless shit and some interesting stuff and
OH OH OH OH GOD THIS IS SO CUTE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN BFFS SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL :'D ISN'T THAT AMAZING AND ADORABLE jfkdghklfjsd awwwwwwwwh AWWWWWWWWWWWWH :>
and they might tour and the first big thing they did together was kiss (at this point after the repeated being asked to kiss it was just an inside joke yeah idk either) and they're planning another album and the person they want to work with most next is BILL PULLMAN and another Bill but I forgot his last name and they want to call that single BILLS TO PAY THE BILLS and overall it was just. pretty fucking amazing
Naturally I took crappy pictures
And then we got to wait for the signing which took forever because we were on the TOTALLY wrong side of the room but but but but but
well aside from the fact that I got all their signatures and I got to meet them all and shake their hands I...
I GOT TO KISS JORMA TACCONE ON THE CHEEK
you know
THIS KID
THE ONE THAT JIZZED UPON EATING A GRAPE
AND IN THE CAR
AND WHEN THE BREEZE ROLLED IN
AND WHO PAID BY CHECK
yes it was one of the most amazing moments of my life why do you ask
it was like
Me: my friends said I should molest you
Jorma: o-oh well what can you do?! um. um! YOU COULD SLAP ME!!! /offers cheek
Me: Oh I don't want to slap you! D: can I kiss you on the cheek?!
Jorma: Oh sure!! /offers
Me: /KISSES
Andy: ... yeah you know that's some dark shit right there :|
Me: I know, I'm hardcore. I'm supposed to check your pants for signs, too
Andy: ......... ooooooo. well I mean, after that kiss... I don't know, Jorm.
Jorma: :||||||
Me: /DIES FOREVER
yeah my life is pretty much complete now?
oh yeah and
(g) SAMU THIS IS FOR YOU AND MATT. CONSIDER IT A GIFT FOR BEING MY FAVORITE PERSONE EVER 8D NOSEBLEED TIEMZ GO GO GO.
(h) supfgts, I think you are the only person who is allowed to use the word kawaii without me wanting to punch off your nose :] y-yes that means a lot
(i) I hate you people and your memes :|
1. Write your LJ username
2. Write your two favorite bands/groups at the moment [not overall, just currently]
3. Write either I ♥ k-pop ; I ♥ j-pop ; I ♥ c-pop [this isn't really for anything, just to see how you draw hearts xD]
4. Write the name of your favorite person of all time [e.g. Yamada Ryosuke]
5. Write down your recently favored person [e.g. G-Dragon]
6. Tag 5 people to do this meme.
(j) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY STEAMPUNK CYBER TRANSMETRO FJDAkGJKASDGHjldsf FUCKING AWESOME THING FACE COAT ARRIVED TODAY AT HOME jfkdsgjklasdf I CAN'T WAIT FOR SPRING BREAK SO IT CAN BE MINE FOREVER AND EVER
(k) I actually have to keep saying the alphabet over and over again in my head to number these correctly :| I've. always had this problem. I should have probably just numbered, durrr >>;;
(l) of course this is the part where I realize that I could just pre-label I AM SO SMART YOU GUYS
(m) REMEMBER HOW I MET THE KONGOU BROTHERS? This is way old but I don't think I ever shared it with the f-list that I... found the real life Musashi. I was waiting in the waiting room (durrr) at the doctor's for... whatever, I have so many medical issues, how does it even matter anymore... and I, bored, start flipping through the wedding picture book of my doctor's daughter. I love weddings and wedding pictures they are just so... happy. Idk. Unique. Artistic. Everyone has them done differently. They're very quixotic. I don't think I'll get married myself, but I love looking at pictures like this. Anyway.
I flip the page and come upon...
I mean, I was so blown away that I SNEAKED A FUCKING CELL PHONE PICTURE OKAY. JESUS CHRIST. Mind you, that's a bad picture but tjfkladhgkjfkdasf MUSASHI INCARNATE
(n) I have the most amazing friends. jfklajgklfds kitsoru <3333 ;;;;;;;;;;; jgkajfsd caress_the_gun, too, who made me a fucking fanmix to make me feel better ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; not to mention that both of them, as well as memoryofpride were there for me that whole night just to talk and make me feel better and fjgjkldsjfksd and someone else, too, who hopefully knows who she is :']
(o) Hm. Now for something more serious, I guess. It took me longer than ever to realize it because I... was raised to believe that this was fundamentally not a part of who I was. It didn't fit with my self-identity at all. So I tried to push it aside and just vehemently deny it. That and I don't believe in a middle where you get both. That's a fad. I... guess it makes sense. I mean, I can acknowledge they're attractive but the idea of a dick in me disgusts me. and the only reason I was ever attracted to men was for STATUS reasons. I don't feel like men are my equals. They're either so far below me that I want to use them and manipulate and crush them, or I feel like I won't ever be good enough for them, they're goo far above me, and my confidence wavers every day because I will never, ever feel adequate with a man, let alone like an equal. Yeah, thanks, dad. Thank you for that. But even without that, I can't... it's still biology. I can't trust men and that's fine. Because, well... that having been said--
(p) Yeah, I'm gay.
(q) Still insanely picky as ever, but gay. Yeah. I like chicks. I find them hot. Lesbian sex gets me off. I probably like Mello because he looks like a chick. I see girls as equals-- well. Most of them anyway, like I said, I'm picky as fuck-- and I believe that I can have a functional relationship with a girl. I can't with a guy, it'll always be dysfunctional no matter what. But with a girl it works because I don't feel inadequate every step of the way. I'm... not in a rush. I'm not particularly promiscuous. I'm not Katy Perry. I'm not interested in just getting laid. I'm fully prepared to just be single forever, actually. So yeah, no hurry, no desire or need to be in anything right now. I'm... really okay. This'll take at least six months to get over, anyway.
(r) And on that note, this is getting annoying. Let's tally. [1] my friends trying to hook me up with their lesbian friend [2] my ex gf telling me she wanted to give us a try again [3] an old guy friend who I might have made out with at one point and who kind of looked like Brian Basco from Runaway asking me out via fucking facebook message [4] a guy buying me a drink at starbucks [5] a girl giving me her number at the same starbucks [6] my platonic guy friend online trying to hook me up with his lesbian sister [7] and old friend telling me that she likes me jfklghkfjksd WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON LATELY
(s) wry so long, post ;;
(t) I've always wanted to fly in a hot air balloon. I never have before. I used to see them all the time in Germany. I love them.
(u) I've been going through Eyeshield again and picking out pages with Mamori faces I like :> ohhfantastic, I WILL HOLD YOU TO THOSE ICONS YOU PROMISED 8DDDD
(v) not feeling guilty anymore. skipping class for mental health sabbatical. being selfish. having that delicious fucking cherry danish. MEETING THE FUCKING LONELY ISLAND. doing something smart. "it's fake, dude :|" TAGS FROM SAMU. talking forever with ane and science. making a new friend through hardship. making up (sort of). speaking my mind for the first time in months. vanilla rooibos tea. tofu on pizza. "there's a scary lady in the bathroom." drinking orange juice with pulp from the carton. finally finding stuff for packaging!! new headphones~! making my hair all cute. kissing jorma on the cheek. overusing bobby pins. sleeping in. finding out I get to earn 60 bucks. being tired at 9:30 and that being maybe okay. getting complimented. "yeah well YOU GOT AN A IN MATH." talking things out. "sometimes your questions are stupid and annoy me :|" getting so much reading done for class. fdagjadf getting light in on the best plot EVER. it being fine.year of smiles | D A Y 0 0 23-26
(w) what reason would lj have for not acknowledging div align right? D:
(x) jgafksdfjdskf geblitzt & slackwater-- I love you both so much and lghklfjsdaghklfjaksf ;; <333333333333333 /has your back forever okay
(y) I realized just earlier that I have no pictures of my dorm up here at all.
THE DORM WHICH. MIND YOU. IS THE NICEST OUT OF ANY OF THE OTHER DORMS. AND IT'S A DOUBLE SUITE. AND ROOMING CHANGE IS OVER. SO I ACTUALLY HAVE NO ROOMATE FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER. IT'S. SECURE. HOLY SHIT *___* /shamelessly walks around naked
This makes me smile every time.
oh god my FUCKING MESSY nightstand. uh. this picture probably speaks volumes about me alone >>;;;
the side I don't use :|
NOTE THE FEET. also yes that is my way too large for one person bathroom and my main entrance door thing
MOAR FEET! They're shy :3
PS MY HEADPHONES BROKE SO I BOUGHT NEW ONES AND CAVED AND BOUGHT SKULLCANDY ONES JFDSKJFASF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /LAUV LAUV LAUV
(z) I believe they call this shameless happiness.
/PASSES OUT ON
(b) I JUST TOOK A CHIP AND ATE IT
(c) no seriously. I'm fine.
(d) I made up with an old friend and it was pretty much amazing. ♥ antiquates 8D
(e) I made new friends and it was ALSO amazing OMG aishiteru, chamyl, memoryofpride, pedotastic, vilani,whitehaired 8DDDDD ♥
(f) THIS
I went to it.
WAS IT AWESOME?
Yes it was.
We arrived a bit late going into the city and come to the front of the line in front of the verizon store and just as we're trying to figure out where the end of the line is...
... up pulls a van. And out get
Andy Samberg
Akiva Shaffer
and Jorma Taccone
The Dudes.
I was like fucking one foot away from them and they wave and smile and jflkagjklfsd they're all awkward and adorable, especially Jorma, and I'm just like /blink
/blink forever
Did that just happen
/blink blink blink
I mean I could smell them I was that close okay :|
So we stand in line for a little bit, after having BOUGHT THE CD (s-so worth it sob) and having SNEAKED INTO THE LINE WAY FURTHER IN FRONT THAN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL /sneaky bullies
OH YEAH AND THIS IS US, as in, me and my friend Thalia :DDDD;; I'm on left, for those of you who don't know :>
Jess, Amy, remember the Heroes signing convention? OF COURSE YOU DO. It was like that :| only the line wasn't as long, no winding, and the signing was AFTER the Q&A.
There was one guy in the crowd with a boombox.
That guy was my hero.
It was funny because I think people were screaming just to scream at times in the front and then everyone would run in front and scream some more for whatever was going on.
The thing they were screaming about?
YOU COULD SEE ANDY THROUGH THE WINDOW.
Amazing, right? Right.
So we finally got inside to crowd up to a stage and wait forever for them to get up there and get interviewed by PAUL MOTHERFUCKING RUDD
And that happened (funny because they called him Fred for... reasons which I'm sure you understand LMFAO)
And there was one guy that kept asking for Paul to kiss him on the neck... :| that was awkward. and one girl asked Andy to marry her and he replied "WHAT?! NO!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! AND YOU WANT US TO SPEND OUR WHOLE LIVES TOGETHER?! yeah okay I'll marry you. ha, see? that easy" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a bunch of people kept asking them to kiss jfklasghklfjdsak and there was so much more pointless shit and some interesting stuff and
OH OH OH OH GOD THIS IS SO CUTE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN BFFS SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL :'D ISN'T THAT AMAZING AND ADORABLE jfkdghklfjsd awwwwwwwwh AWWWWWWWWWWWWH :>
and they might tour and the first big thing they did together was kiss (at this point after the repeated being asked to kiss it was just an inside joke yeah idk either) and they're planning another album and the person they want to work with most next is BILL PULLMAN and another Bill but I forgot his last name and they want to call that single BILLS TO PAY THE BILLS and overall it was just. pretty fucking amazing
Naturally I took crappy pictures
And then we got to wait for the signing which took forever because we were on the TOTALLY wrong side of the room but but but but but
well aside from the fact that I got all their signatures and I got to meet them all and shake their hands I...
I GOT TO KISS JORMA TACCONE ON THE CHEEK
you know
THIS KID
THE ONE THAT JIZZED UPON EATING A GRAPE
AND IN THE CAR
AND WHEN THE BREEZE ROLLED IN
AND WHO PAID BY CHECK
yes it was one of the most amazing moments of my life why do you ask
it was like
Me: my friends said I should molest you
Jorma: o-oh well what can you do?! um. um! YOU COULD SLAP ME!!! /offers cheek
Me: Oh I don't want to slap you! D: can I kiss you on the cheek?!
Jorma: Oh sure!! /offers
Me: /KISSES
Andy: ... yeah you know that's some dark shit right there :|
Me: I know, I'm hardcore. I'm supposed to check your pants for signs, too
Andy: ......... ooooooo. well I mean, after that kiss... I don't know, Jorm.
Jorma: :||||||
Me: /DIES FOREVER
yeah my life is pretty much complete now?
oh yeah and
(g) SAMU THIS IS FOR YOU AND MATT. CONSIDER IT A GIFT FOR BEING MY FAVORITE PERSONE EVER 8D NOSEBLEED TIEMZ GO GO GO.
(h) supfgts, I think you are the only person who is allowed to use the word kawaii without me wanting to punch off your nose :] y-yes that means a lot
(i) I hate you people and your memes :|
1. Write your LJ username
2. Write your two favorite bands/groups at the moment [not overall, just currently]
3. Write either I ♥ k-pop ; I ♥ j-pop ; I ♥ c-pop [this isn't really for anything, just to see how you draw hearts xD]
4. Write the name of your favorite person of all time [e.g. Yamada Ryosuke]
5. Write down your recently favored person [e.g. G-Dragon]
6. Tag 5 people to do this meme.
(j) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY STEAMPUNK CYBER TRANSMETRO FJDAkGJKASDGHjldsf FUCKING AWESOME THING FACE COAT ARRIVED TODAY AT HOME jfkdsgjklasdf I CAN'T WAIT FOR SPRING BREAK SO IT CAN BE MINE FOREVER AND EVER
(k) I actually have to keep saying the alphabet over and over again in my head to number these correctly :| I've. always had this problem. I should have probably just numbered, durrr >>;;
(l) of course this is the part where I realize that I could just pre-label I AM SO SMART YOU GUYS
(m) REMEMBER HOW I MET THE KONGOU BROTHERS? This is way old but I don't think I ever shared it with the f-list that I... found the real life Musashi. I was waiting in the waiting room (durrr) at the doctor's for... whatever, I have so many medical issues, how does it even matter anymore... and I, bored, start flipping through the wedding picture book of my doctor's daughter. I love weddings and wedding pictures they are just so... happy. Idk. Unique. Artistic. Everyone has them done differently. They're very quixotic. I don't think I'll get married myself, but I love looking at pictures like this. Anyway.
I flip the page and come upon...
I mean, I was so blown away that I SNEAKED A FUCKING CELL PHONE PICTURE OKAY. JESUS CHRIST. Mind you, that's a bad picture but tjfkladhgkjfkdasf MUSASHI INCARNATE
(n) I have the most amazing friends. jfklajgklfds kitsoru <3333 ;;;;;;;;;;; jgkajfsd caress_the_gun, too, who made me a fucking fanmix to make me feel better ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; not to mention that both of them, as well as memoryofpride were there for me that whole night just to talk and make me feel better and fjgjkldsjfksd and someone else, too, who hopefully knows who she is :']
(o) Hm. Now for something more serious, I guess. It took me longer than ever to realize it because I... was raised to believe that this was fundamentally not a part of who I was. It didn't fit with my self-identity at all. So I tried to push it aside and just vehemently deny it. That and I don't believe in a middle where you get both. That's a fad. I... guess it makes sense. I mean, I can acknowledge they're attractive but the idea of a dick in me disgusts me. and the only reason I was ever attracted to men was for STATUS reasons. I don't feel like men are my equals. They're either so far below me that I want to use them and manipulate and crush them, or I feel like I won't ever be good enough for them, they're goo far above me, and my confidence wavers every day because I will never, ever feel adequate with a man, let alone like an equal. Yeah, thanks, dad. Thank you for that. But even without that, I can't... it's still biology. I can't trust men and that's fine. Because, well... that having been said--
(p) Yeah, I'm gay.
(q) Still insanely picky as ever, but gay. Yeah. I like chicks. I find them hot. Lesbian sex gets me off. I probably like Mello because he looks like a chick. I see girls as equals-- well. Most of them anyway, like I said, I'm picky as fuck-- and I believe that I can have a functional relationship with a girl. I can't with a guy, it'll always be dysfunctional no matter what. But with a girl it works because I don't feel inadequate every step of the way. I'm... not in a rush. I'm not particularly promiscuous. I'm not Katy Perry. I'm not interested in just getting laid. I'm fully prepared to just be single forever, actually. So yeah, no hurry, no desire or need to be in anything right now. I'm... really okay. This'll take at least six months to get over, anyway.
(r) And on that note, this is getting annoying. Let's tally. [1] my friends trying to hook me up with their lesbian friend [2] my ex gf telling me she wanted to give us a try again [3] an old guy friend who I might have made out with at one point and who kind of looked like Brian Basco from Runaway asking me out via fucking facebook message [4] a guy buying me a drink at starbucks [5] a girl giving me her number at the same starbucks [6] my platonic guy friend online trying to hook me up with his lesbian sister [7] and old friend telling me that she likes me jfklghkfjksd WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON LATELY
(s) wry so long, post ;;
(t) I've always wanted to fly in a hot air balloon. I never have before. I used to see them all the time in Germany. I love them.
(u) I've been going through Eyeshield again and picking out pages with Mamori faces I like :> ohhfantastic, I WILL HOLD YOU TO THOSE ICONS YOU PROMISED 8DDDD
(v) not feeling guilty anymore. skipping class for mental health sabbatical. being selfish. having that delicious fucking cherry danish. MEETING THE FUCKING LONELY ISLAND. doing something smart. "it's fake, dude :|" TAGS FROM SAMU. talking forever with ane and science. making a new friend through hardship. making up (sort of). speaking my mind for the first time in months. vanilla rooibos tea. tofu on pizza. "there's a scary lady in the bathroom." drinking orange juice with pulp from the carton. finally finding stuff for packaging!! new headphones~! making my hair all cute. kissing jorma on the cheek. overusing bobby pins. sleeping in. finding out I get to earn 60 bucks. being tired at 9:30 and that being maybe okay. getting complimented. "yeah well YOU GOT AN A IN MATH." talking things out. "sometimes your questions are stupid and annoy me :|" getting so much reading done for class. fdagjadf getting light in on the best plot EVER. it being fine.year of smiles | D A Y 0 0 23-26
(w) what reason would lj have for not acknowledging div align right? D:
(x) jgafksdfjdskf geblitzt & slackwater-- I love you both so much and lghklfjsdaghklfjaksf ;; <333333333333333 /has your back forever okay
(y) I realized just earlier that I have no pictures of my dorm up here at all.
THE DORM WHICH. MIND YOU. IS THE NICEST OUT OF ANY OF THE OTHER DORMS. AND IT'S A DOUBLE SUITE. AND ROOMING CHANGE IS OVER. SO I ACTUALLY HAVE NO ROOMATE FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER. IT'S. SECURE. HOLY SHIT *___* /shamelessly walks around naked
This makes me smile every time.
oh god my FUCKING MESSY nightstand. uh. this picture probably speaks volumes about me alone >>;;;
the side I don't use :|
NOTE THE FEET. also yes that is my way too large for one person bathroom and my main entrance door thing
MOAR FEET! They're shy :3
PS MY HEADPHONES BROKE SO I BOUGHT NEW ONES AND CAVED AND BOUGHT SKULLCANDY ONES JFDSKJFASF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /LAUV LAUV LAUV
(z) I believe they call this shameless happiness.
/PASSES OUT ON