this post is the proof that toast makes everything okay again <3
jgkjklfads okay so
wisdom teeth out
I've finally had actual food (however uhhh liquid and squishy it was) for the first time in 72+ hours
I took more vicodin (I fucking love vicodin)
mouth still feels like I've been roundhouse dropkicked by chuck norris (and one side is swollen so badly it might be infected)
and tomorrow I'm moving into my dorm and may be sending my dad home a eunuch aaaaaaa
and there's been so much physical and emotional pain! Woe!
BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS, I NEED TO MAKE THIS EPIC POST OKAY
SOME OF YOU MAY REMEMBER THE TIME I FOUND A HUMAN VERSION OF MUSASHI IN MY DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PICTURE BOOK AND SNEAKED A CELL PHONE PICTURE
RIGHT? RIGHT.
OKAY WELL
SO WE WERE AT FRA WAITING FOR OUR FLIGHT TO AMSTERDAMN (har har) WHEN IN THE WAITING ROOM COMES THIS GROUP OF... GUYS IN THEIR LATE TWENTIES. I IMMEDIATELY GO OVER TO MY SISTER AND TELL HER OH MY GOD LOOK. LOOK! THOSE GUYS. THOSE TWO GUYS IN THAT GROUP! AGON AND UNSUI!!!
SHE, OF COURSE, AGREES. WE LOL. MOM SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEM. THE AGON IS BOISTEROUS AND LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS AND THE UNSUI IS SORT OF MEEK AND THE AGON IS BUSY CHECKING OUT ALL THE GIRLS ROFL ROFL
OKAY SO WE ARE ALL
SHIPPED TO OUR AIRPLANE VIA THIS BUS THING
SO WE FLY OFF AND GET TO SCHIPOL AIRPORT (yes it really is pronounced like you're hacking up a lung, like SHHHHHHHHIIIIP-HOL) AND SO THEY LOAD US INTO ANOTHER BUS THING AND IT TAKES FOREVER TO LEAVE
AND WE'RE SO TIRED LOL
AND MY SISTER AND I ARE SITTING THERE AND WE'RE LIKE................... HEY
HEY
THE KONGO BROTHERS ARE STILL THERE
SO... SINCE WE'RE LIKE... EXPERT STALKERS RIGHT
WE DECIDE TO SNEAK A STALKER PICTURE.
TURN OFF THE FLASH.
AND SORT OF
JUST TAKE A PICTURE LIKE THAT SO MAYBE WE COULD SHARE THIS EXPERIENCE
OKAY SO RIGHT FIRST PICTURE GET
SO WE'RE ALL HAHAHA AHAHAHAH FEELING SO SNEAKY AND SPECIAL AND DORKY THAT WE DECIDE TO TRY FOR ANOTHER ONE
OKAY SO SECOND PICTURE GET LMFAO
SO THEN I AM ALL
AHAHAHA OKAY SO LET'S... MYSPACE THIS
AND I SORT OF HOLD THE CAMERA WAY IN FRONT OF US TO SEE IF WE CAN GET US IN.....................
.......................
......................AND THEN I SORT OF.....
TILT THE CAMERA................ UP.
TO SEE THAT WE CAN GET THE KONGOU BROTHERS IN RIGHT
AND THIS RLY NERDY GUY IN FRONT OF US IS ALL "LOL DO YOU NEED HELP I CAN TAKE IT" AND WE'RE ALL AAAAAAAA NO NO NO THAT'S OKAY
SO WE TAKE THE PICTURE IN THE HOPE THAT IT MIGHT
YOU KNOW
TURN OUT KIND OF LIKE THE OTHERS ONLY A LITTLE BETTER
wait for it...
............................................ ONLY TO HAVE THEM THINK THEY WOULD RUIN OUR PICTURE DELIBERATELY LIKE THIS BY LEANING IN AND DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAD NO IDEA WE WANTED THEM TO DO
YES
YES
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
MY SISTER AND I HAD NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN OUR LIVES
EVER
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
MY LIFE WAS COMPLETE IN THAT MOMENT
YES
/epic tale
ALSO OMG jesslared IS HERE AND WE HAD DINNER AND JFAKDLGJKALFDS AAAAA I AM SO GLAD I GOT TO SEE HER AGAIN JFAkgjfklsdajkdsfjadsf 8DDDD <333
wisdom teeth out
I've finally had actual food (however uhhh liquid and squishy it was) for the first time in 72+ hours
I took more vicodin (I fucking love vicodin)
mouth still feels like I've been roundhouse dropkicked by chuck norris (and one side is swollen so badly it might be infected)
and tomorrow I'm moving into my dorm and may be sending my dad home a eunuch aaaaaaa
and there's been so much physical and emotional pain! Woe!
BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS, I NEED TO MAKE THIS EPIC POST OKAY
SOME OF YOU MAY REMEMBER THE TIME I FOUND A HUMAN VERSION OF MUSASHI IN MY DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PICTURE BOOK AND SNEAKED A CELL PHONE PICTURE
RIGHT? RIGHT.
OKAY WELL
SO WE WERE AT FRA WAITING FOR OUR FLIGHT TO AMSTERDAMN (har har) WHEN IN THE WAITING ROOM COMES THIS GROUP OF... GUYS IN THEIR LATE TWENTIES. I IMMEDIATELY GO OVER TO MY SISTER AND TELL HER OH MY GOD LOOK. LOOK! THOSE GUYS. THOSE TWO GUYS IN THAT GROUP! AGON AND UNSUI!!!
SHE, OF COURSE, AGREES. WE LOL. MOM SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEM. THE AGON IS BOISTEROUS AND LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS AND THE UNSUI IS SORT OF MEEK AND THE AGON IS BUSY CHECKING OUT ALL THE GIRLS ROFL ROFL
OKAY SO WE ARE ALL
SHIPPED TO OUR AIRPLANE VIA THIS BUS THING
SO WE FLY OFF AND GET TO SCHIPOL AIRPORT (yes it really is pronounced like you're hacking up a lung, like SHHHHHHHHIIIIP-HOL) AND SO THEY LOAD US INTO ANOTHER BUS THING AND IT TAKES FOREVER TO LEAVE
AND WE'RE SO TIRED LOL
AND MY SISTER AND I ARE SITTING THERE AND WE'RE LIKE................... HEY
HEY
THE KONGO BROTHERS ARE STILL THERE
SO... SINCE WE'RE LIKE... EXPERT STALKERS RIGHT
WE DECIDE TO SNEAK A STALKER PICTURE.
TURN OFF THE FLASH.
AND SORT OF
JUST TAKE A PICTURE LIKE THAT SO MAYBE WE COULD SHARE THIS EXPERIENCE
OKAY SO RIGHT FIRST PICTURE GET
SO WE'RE ALL HAHAHA AHAHAHAH FEELING SO SNEAKY AND SPECIAL AND DORKY THAT WE DECIDE TO TRY FOR ANOTHER ONE
OKAY SO SECOND PICTURE GET LMFAO
SO THEN I AM ALL
AHAHAHA OKAY SO LET'S... MYSPACE THIS
AND I SORT OF HOLD THE CAMERA WAY IN FRONT OF US TO SEE IF WE CAN GET US IN.....................
.......................
......................AND THEN I SORT OF.....
TILT THE CAMERA................ UP.
TO SEE THAT WE CAN GET THE KONGOU BROTHERS IN RIGHT
AND THIS RLY NERDY GUY IN FRONT OF US IS ALL "LOL DO YOU NEED HELP I CAN TAKE IT" AND WE'RE ALL AAAAAAAA NO NO NO THAT'S OKAY
SO WE TAKE THE PICTURE IN THE HOPE THAT IT MIGHT
YOU KNOW
TURN OUT KIND OF LIKE THE OTHERS ONLY A LITTLE BETTER
wait for it...
............................................ ONLY TO HAVE THEM THINK THEY WOULD RUIN OUR PICTURE DELIBERATELY LIKE THIS BY LEANING IN AND DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAD NO IDEA WE WANTED THEM TO DO
YES
YES
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
MY SISTER AND I HAD NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN OUR LIVES
EVER
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
MY LIFE WAS COMPLETE IN THAT MOMENT
YES
/epic tale
ALSO OMG jesslared IS HERE AND WE HAD DINNER AND JFAKDLGJKALFDS AAAAA I AM SO GLAD I GOT TO SEE HER AGAIN JFAkgjfklsdajkdsfjadsf 8DDDD <333