I suck at witty titles, yes. I had forgotten why I always waited to just post fic
Now that I don't have to feel like every post I make has to be a PSA...
It would be great if I could open my mouth and not consider it a liability every time I do so. I mean, jesus christ, every time I open my mouth I gamble with fate that it'll get STUCK.
It's gotten stuck before and I had to be rushed off to the ER. Um, yeah. Not fucking fun. It fucking hurts like all hell to have your jaw stuck open, you have no idea. And it's making eating difficult. I can only open it so wide! And yawning? Oh god, every time I yawn I freak out that it'll be too wide! I CAN'T ALWAYS WATCH MY YAWNING.
/sob sob sob what to do what to do.
On another note, I've started following ohnotheydidnt again! I forgot how entertaining that place is.
So I'm such a fucking Libertarian-- I don't care what anyone does, it's their own choice as long as they're not hurting anyone.
GUESS WHO ELSE IS A LIBERTARIAN.
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT AGREES WITH ME
And I don't care about how many people are appalled in the comments-- I actually agree with his dog comment, too. I don't think he was joking. If someone wants to marry a dog, they should be able to. I mean, WHY NOT. It's not hurting anyone. Keep the government out of the bedroom!
I didn't think I could love the man any more than I already do :D;;
And omg as of this evening thanatoast is on Winter Break and I'll finally have her back in full!!! ♥
It would be great if I could open my mouth and not consider it a liability every time I do so. I mean, jesus christ, every time I open my mouth I gamble with fate that it'll get STUCK.
It's gotten stuck before and I had to be rushed off to the ER. Um, yeah. Not fucking fun. It fucking hurts like all hell to have your jaw stuck open, you have no idea. And it's making eating difficult. I can only open it so wide! And yawning? Oh god, every time I yawn I freak out that it'll be too wide! I CAN'T ALWAYS WATCH MY YAWNING.
/sob sob sob what to do what to do.
On another note, I've started following ohnotheydidnt again! I forgot how entertaining that place is.
So I'm such a fucking Libertarian-- I don't care what anyone does, it's their own choice as long as they're not hurting anyone.
GUESS WHO ELSE IS A LIBERTARIAN.
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT AGREES WITH ME
And I don't care about how many people are appalled in the comments-- I actually agree with his dog comment, too. I don't think he was joking. If someone wants to marry a dog, they should be able to. I mean, WHY NOT. It's not hurting anyone. Keep the government out of the bedroom!
I didn't think I could love the man any more than I already do :D;;
And omg as of this evening thanatoast is on Winter Break and I'll finally have her back in full!!! ♥