The Trail of Breadcrumbs
I need to make money, but...
In order to make money I need to write stuff, but...
In order to write stuff I need to be comfortable sitting at the computer, but...
In order to be comfortable sitting at the computer I need to set up a chair (I got this from IKEA at the end of last month), but...
In order to set up this chair (and move my computer) I need to set up a home office, but...
In order to setup the home office I need to cleanup my front room, but...
In order to clean up my front room I need to get rid of my amazingly large set of shelves, but...
In order to get rid of my amazingly large set of shelves I need to remove the large amounts of beautiful pottery hand crafted by dad, but...
In order to remove the large amounts of beautifully pottery I need to pack them up into large containers filled to overflowing with soft fluffy padding, but...
In order to have room (I've already checked off purchasing long term storage containers) to pack the beautiful pottery into the containers with the soft fluffy padding in need space on the floor of the front room, but...
In order to make space on the floor of the front room I need to *cough* file the giant pile of unfiled paper, but...
In order to file the unfiled paper, I have to sort out the unfiled and in need of being filed paper from the junk mail and random credit card offers, but...
In order to properly separate this mammoth pile of mutilated wood pulp I need to shred the stuff that contains personally identifiable information, but...
In order to continue properly separating the mammoth pile of mutilated wood pulp I need to have extra file folders, but...oh wait...I got those earlier today, lemme try that again...but...
In order to not make a mess of my files (which are already a mess) I need to redo ALL my files...
and while I'm at it I might as well get rid of the stuff I don't need anymore to cut down on the cost of doing this little exercise.
And then space in the eating...hungry me's don't get the job done. Ugh...
In order to make money I need to write stuff, but...
In order to write stuff I need to be comfortable sitting at the computer, but...
In order to be comfortable sitting at the computer I need to set up a chair (I got this from IKEA at the end of last month), but...
In order to set up this chair (and move my computer) I need to set up a home office, but...
In order to setup the home office I need to cleanup my front room, but...
In order to clean up my front room I need to get rid of my amazingly large set of shelves, but...
In order to get rid of my amazingly large set of shelves I need to remove the large amounts of beautiful pottery hand crafted by dad, but...
In order to remove the large amounts of beautifully pottery I need to pack them up into large containers filled to overflowing with soft fluffy padding, but...
In order to have room (I've already checked off purchasing long term storage containers) to pack the beautiful pottery into the containers with the soft fluffy padding in need space on the floor of the front room, but...
In order to make space on the floor of the front room I need to *cough* file the giant pile of unfiled paper, but...
In order to file the unfiled paper, I have to sort out the unfiled and in need of being filed paper from the junk mail and random credit card offers, but...
In order to properly separate this mammoth pile of mutilated wood pulp I need to shred the stuff that contains personally identifiable information, but...
In order to continue properly separating the mammoth pile of mutilated wood pulp I need to have extra file folders, but...oh wait...I got those earlier today, lemme try that again...but...
In order to not make a mess of my files (which are already a mess) I need to redo ALL my files...
and while I'm at it I might as well get rid of the stuff I don't need anymore to cut down on the cost of doing this little exercise.
And then space in the eating...hungry me's don't get the job done. Ugh...