Taking over the world should totally be on everyone's post-college to-do list. But since it's a rather large goal... Take your time with it.
My vote is on a cruise ship, rather than an island... It would be slightly more convenient for hanging out.
I would advise against more WoW... I've noticed that people tend to turn into dicks proportional to the amount of Wow that they play. You should at least cut yourself off until you find a job - use it as a motivation.
I would also advise against snuggling with manatees. I heard on Animal Planet that not only do they smell bad and bite, but they suffer from narcissistic delusions. They are are disgusting creatures that nobody could ever love and do not have the guts to make good on the promises they make - particularly with regard to promises to relieve us all of their burden. Man - I love Animal Planet!
Seriously, though - Get out there, do some legwork and find a job - any job - it's tough these days. Find a change of address and a change of phone number and I think we'll all do pretty well.
My vote is on a cruise ship, rather than an island...
It would be slightly more convenient for hanging out.
I would advise against more WoW... I've noticed that people tend to turn into dicks proportional to the amount of Wow that they play.
You should at least cut yourself off until you find a job - use it as a motivation.
I would also advise against snuggling with manatees. I heard on Animal Planet that not only do they smell bad and bite, but they suffer from narcissistic delusions. They are are disgusting creatures that nobody could ever love and do not have the guts to make good on the promises they make - particularly with regard to promises to relieve us all of their burden. Man - I love Animal Planet!
Seriously, though - Get out there, do some legwork and find a job - any job - it's tough these days. Find a change of address and a change of phone number and I think we'll all do pretty well.
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA......
Dumbass.
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