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[hydrophobia]

Yo. I'm back from maternity leave.

With a whole new respect for women. adkljnkdalmddfnjjk

Since most of my old friends died off, I should probably make new ones. BFF slot is open, unless Jun rises from the grave. You know you wanna fill it. I'm useful to have around.

Yeah.

Comments

[hydrophobia]

Who the hell are you?

[hydrophobia]

You don't look cool. You look fat.

[hydrophobia]

You look kinda like a beached whale.

[hydrophobia]

You could try. But I'd punt you like a football before you even got close.

[hydrophobia]

Why do you keep calling me a jew.

[hydrophobia]

Calling me jewish is an insult?

[hydrophobia]

What's the big deal about being jewish.

[hydrophobia]

Uh. Right.