fandom post time AGAIN

Jul 17, 2007 14:06

I need a fandom post. And Nabiki needs to be put back in her place.

So I wrote fanfiction of my most FAVORITEST pairing in my fandom: Nabiki Tendo/Tatewaki Kuno. IT IS THE ONE TRUE PAIRING.

Title: Nabiki Tendo's Secret Desire
Fandom: Ranma 1/2
Pairing: Nabiki/Kuno or Kuno/Nabiki whatever.
Author: Me.



"Kiss me," she said aloud. For a split second, caught by surprise, he would have done just that. With startled brown eyes, Tatewaki Kuno stared down at the middle Tendo daughter. Nabiki stared back with an almost needy, desperate expression. Fury clouded his face; she was mocking him. He hadn't a clue how or why, but she was. He could feel it.

"What?" was all he managed to get out.

She shrugged. "Kiss me. It's simple enough to understand." He narrowed his eyes.

"Why?" He looked around at the empty school hallway. Maybe she was setting him up. That was typical of Nabiki, anyway. She shrugged again.

"Why not? I mean, we've known each other for... well, ever. We've also been together for the strangest business ventures. But, we've never dated or anything. Strange, don't you think?"

"No. Why in the world would I have the slightest inclination to kiss you? You know my heart belongs to the fair Akane and the wild pig-tailed girl."

"Not always," Nabiki pointed out. "You met Akane when she entered High School, but not anytime before that. Hey-- I'm not saying I've been harboring secret longings for you. That would mean I'm desperate. I guess I started thinking this ever since I saw you in gym class yesterday. With your rippling muscles and.." She stopped to shudder.

Suddenly Kuno understood. Despite Nabiki's words, he knew she had always been pining for him, ever since they'd met back in grade school. That thought excited him tremendously, and any and all thoughts of Akane Tendo, that unappealing ape woman, and the luscious Pig Tailed Girl, who was way too good for him anyway, disappeared from his mind. Without another word, he took Nabiki into his arms and leaned in to kiss her....

BUT JUST THEN RANMA CAME RUNNING BY AND SHOVED THEM BOTH OUT A NEARBY WINDOW, AND THE TWO MET AN UNPLEASANT END, SPLATTERED ON THE PAVEMENT BELOW. They both died before receiving their very first kiss. How tragic.

THE END.

( Most of the fic is actually from here, edited a little. Ranma claims it as his own, but it's not. )

i hate you nabiki, never going to be a dude again

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