Dec 23, 2003 18:06
Yea, he was supposed to be gone a long time ago.
I will do one of these actions before the end of this week.
1.]Chop his dick off.
2.]Duct tape the toliet seat down.
3.]Slash his tires on his car so I don't have to listen to the muffler anymore.
4.]Throw his George Foreman grill into the fireplace. Just because you have a grill, doesn't mean you are a man.
5.]Shred all of his ugly, smelly clothing with my own bare hands.
6.]Pour his strong, nasty smelling cologne down the toliet. The toliet that happens to be duct taped.
7.]Take down all of our Christmas lights and tree, and put them up all over again.
8.]Chop his dick off.
9.]Chop his dick off.
10.]Chop his dick off.
11.]Chop his dick off.
12.]Chop his dick off.
13.]Chop his dick off.
14.]Chop his dick off.