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So the mc chris show was a bash. it went great; there was comedy, music, dancing.
And then me and mc totally drank some beers after everyone had left. And then we went outside in the parking lot and we smoked a big blunt the size of a subway graduation sandwich. And I got totally high.
And then mc chris pulled out this big bag of cocaine. And I'm like, "mc I ain't never done cocaine before." And mc kicked me in the balls and ssaid "shut the *beep* up b*tch and do this cocaine." And I totally did the cocaine.
And then we broke into the zoo and we freed all the monkeys from the monkey house and we totally taught 'em how to cook meth. And we totally had a monkey meth lab on our hands.
And things were going pretty good for awhile.
But then the cops totally busted us. But we totally escaped on our secret stash of ATVs! And the cops were totally on our trail! And we were coming up to this big jump over Alligator Lake. *cough cough cough*
And I'm like "mc, I can't make the jump!" And mc pulled up along side of me and said "do one more line of cocaine, kid, and you can do anything!"
And I totally made the jump! And I landed in the showers in the girls' dormitory, and I totally did all those bitches on monkey meth and cocaine.
And then me and mc totally drank some beers after everyone had left. And then we went outside in the parking lot and we smoked a big blunt the size of a subway graduation sandwich. And I got totally high.
And then mc chris pulled out this big bag of cocaine. And I'm like, "mc I ain't never done cocaine before." And mc kicked me in the balls and ssaid "shut the *beep* up b*tch and do this cocaine." And I totally did the cocaine.
And then we broke into the zoo and we freed all the monkeys from the monkey house and we totally taught 'em how to cook meth. And we totally had a monkey meth lab on our hands.
And things were going pretty good for awhile.
But then the cops totally busted us. But we totally escaped on our secret stash of ATVs! And the cops were totally on our trail! And we were coming up to this big jump over Alligator Lake. *cough cough cough*
And I'm like "mc, I can't make the jump!" And mc pulled up along side of me and said "do one more line of cocaine, kid, and you can do anything!"
And I totally made the jump! And I landed in the showers in the girls' dormitory, and I totally did all those bitches on monkey meth and cocaine.