So here I am, rotting - wondering where the fruitblossoms of life had gone. I counted the amount of hookups I had this month compared to December, and I was pleasantly shocked to see that I rang in the new year with 43 different people. I can't even remember going out that often. I guess I blanked out. I'm updating for the very reason to update - because I haven't updated in awhile.
It's scary. This is the last month I am still underage. I better start filing some statutory rape charges pretty soon before there's no opportunity for money in these loins of mine. Wait, there is always opportunity for money in these loins of mine. I'm practically gilded!
I can't promise that I'm going to write more entries in some moderated frequent pace, as I'm busy ruining the rest of my childhood.
Wait! Before I forget! To those who actually give half a shit! Ryan is coming home on the 10th! He's had a very very tough six months. For those of you who don't know Ryan, uhm.. look at his
livejournal.