You got an F
I had a very promising interview with Office Max yesterday. Mainly because it consisted of questions like, "Who was the manager of store 418 when you worked there? Tony? Oh, he was a good guy," and, "Remeber when we used to have those charts to fill out whenever we sold something? I hated those." I talked to three managers in one sitting, and they seemed excited for me to start working there.
Provided, of course, I pass my background check and my drug test.
I shouldn't have anything to worry about, because I have absolutely nothing on my record and haven't touched a drug in my life, but I have reason to believe I failed my drug test this morning. Why? Because I flushed the toilet.
First of all, I can't really figure out how you can cheat a drug test by flushing the toilet. I can understand why they lock your purse in a box in another room while you do it, so you can't switch with a clean sample, but flushing a toilet?! Maybe I'm naive or out of the loop or something, but that just doesn't make any sense to me. Second of all, it was like a reflex. I didn't even think about it, I just did it. And as soon as I realized what I did, I ran out of the bathroom and tried to explain it to the lab guy, but he seemed rather unsympathetic.
Worst case scenario, I either fail it and don't get the job or I have to go take the test again. I don't particularly care either way, but I'm just frustrated at what a huge ditz I am.
Provided, of course, I pass my background check and my drug test.
I shouldn't have anything to worry about, because I have absolutely nothing on my record and haven't touched a drug in my life, but I have reason to believe I failed my drug test this morning. Why? Because I flushed the toilet.
First of all, I can't really figure out how you can cheat a drug test by flushing the toilet. I can understand why they lock your purse in a box in another room while you do it, so you can't switch with a clean sample, but flushing a toilet?! Maybe I'm naive or out of the loop or something, but that just doesn't make any sense to me. Second of all, it was like a reflex. I didn't even think about it, I just did it. And as soon as I realized what I did, I ran out of the bathroom and tried to explain it to the lab guy, but he seemed rather unsympathetic.
Worst case scenario, I either fail it and don't get the job or I have to go take the test again. I don't particularly care either way, but I'm just frustrated at what a huge ditz I am.