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Dec 24, 2006 02:52

I promise that if I have to listen to one more agonizing rendition of an already blatantly annoying christmas carol (meaning ALL of them), classic or not, I will NOT be held responsible for my actions. There was, formerly, a short threat involving a murderous rampage of sorts, but maybe I'll surprise everyone with my "overabundant holiday cheer" ( Read more... )

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fear_of_thedark December 24 2006, 08:07:20 UTC
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I happen to like some of the older renditions, involving Perry Como or Frank Sinatra.

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hybrid_anomaly December 24 2006, 08:09:07 UTC
I'm sure you'd feel much the same way after being trapped in a shopping mall for five hours during the pre-holiday rush. I suggest you go tomorrow, get a feel for it, then persuade me to feel otherwise.

Good luck with that.

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fear_of_thedark December 24 2006, 08:10:44 UTC
...Are you Vergil Sparda, then?

On the contrary -- it's not so bad if you learn how to manage through malls. But Western customs involving impatience must be a factor here.

And I wasn't looking for pursuation.

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hybrid_anomaly December 24 2006, 08:14:34 UTC
My reputation at work, I see?

It's "Western custom" not to have any patience at all.

Perhaps it would be much wiser to offer such gifts after the holiday season has long since passed. Perhaps just before it begins next year.

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fear_of_thedark December 24 2006, 08:16:35 UTC
The Demonology and Paranormal professor mentioned you. I'm her aid in the Paranormal classes.

Exactly.

I can't seem to get involved in Christmas, myself. It doesn't have to revolve around material possessions, for one.

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hybrid_anomaly December 24 2006, 08:25:35 UTC
Oh, do tell? I'm sure that conversation was quite leaning toward the "big bad wolf" concept.

Human holidays hardly impress me these days.

Some of the lights are attractive, however.

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fear_of_thedark December 24 2006, 08:30:02 UTC
...If it has, I've have yet to hear about it. She only mentioned you briefly; the woman is awfully polite.

"Human holidays"?

Well, then.

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hybrid_anomaly December 24 2006, 08:43:22 UTC
Ah, would this be...Ms. Kalina Ann? I was unaware of which classes she was hosting.

Me not being a human, after all.

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fear_of_thedark December 24 2006, 08:49:05 UTC
Kalina Ann Arkham? Yes, she teaches both Paranormal and Demonology.

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Then what are you?

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hybrid_anomaly December 24 2006, 08:57:53 UTC
As I stated before, I, my dear, am the big, bad wolf.

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fear_of_thedark December 24 2006, 09:00:18 UTC
...That's very descriptive and helpful.

I'll be nice -- as long as you aren't harmful, then you're the least of my worries.

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hybrid_anomaly December 24 2006, 09:02:11 UTC
For sanity's sake, it's probably best to assume that, for now, I'm not harmful.

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fear_of_thedark December 24 2006, 09:05:58 UTC
Heh. My problems lie in spirits. Nothing else.

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hybrid_anomaly December 24 2006, 09:08:02 UTC
Ah, well then, consider me no threat at all. A spirit, I assure you, I'm not. Though, it's amusing how often I have to check considering some of the situations I put myself in.

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fear_of_thedark December 24 2006, 09:10:46 UTC
If you were, this tattoo would be showing.

How very grim for you to say...

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hybrid_anomaly December 24 2006, 09:14:25 UTC
Sadly, I'm not very responsible with myself. I tend to get...put myself into situations where the general bludgeoning and dicing my own person is a regularity. My own fault, entirely.

If I have a pulse by the end of the day, then that generally means I'm having a fairly good one.

...I think it's possible it's genetic.

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