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[hybrid_anomaly]

I promise that if I have to listen to one more agonizing rendition of an already blatantly annoying christmas carol (meaning ALL of them), classic or not, I will NOT be held responsible for my actions. There was, formerly, a short threat involving a murderous rampage of sorts, but maybe I'll surprise everyone with my "overabundant holiday cheer"

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[ein_engel]

...Just for that, I'm singing "Silent Night" in GERMAN.

[hybrid_anomaly]

I do have a sword.

[ein_engel]

And I have my guns.

[hybrid_anomaly]

How characteristically repugnant of you. I'm sure they'll work as well on me as they do on my brother.

[ein_engel]

Oh, I wasn't looking for a death, Vergil, dear. I was leaning towards keeping you in line. But I'm pretty sure Dante wouldn't have you misbehaving, either.

[hybrid_anomaly]

Yes, but dear, sweet Dante is more apt to give me something akin to a "noogie" or..."wet willy" Don't tell me, I don't want to know. It sounds disturbing enough on it's own.

I'd gladly take the bullet first.

[ein_engel]

I doubt it at this rate. We haven't forgotten your failed attempt. Don't be so presumptious that Dante would treat you any lighter after that mess.

Oh, Vergil, how the mighty have fallen.

[hybrid_anomaly]

Ah, is Miss Mary angry at the world again?

Might I suggest that if you plan on trying to rope someone into an arguement you can't possibly win, you make sure they care enough about what goes on in that meager little mind of yours to be riled. I, for one, don't, so your efforts are wasted.

But feel free to continue on your own if you like if it will make you feel any better. Obviously waging war against the rest of the campus has done you so much good thus far. Bravo. Keep up the good fight, or pass out from exhaustion, whichever comes first. The latter is preferable as I'm sure we're all quite tired of hearing your distasteful gum-flapping.

[ein_engel]

Firstly? That name? Only two people may call me that. But seeing as you don't know that my father bestowed me that disgusting name, understandable. But for future reference? No.

Have we forgotten about a place called Temen-ni-Gru? Where you backstabbed your own flesh and blood brother? Or is that non-existant? Please tell me.

And this has nothing to do with my personal issues or the campus.

[hybrid_anomaly]

For one, backstabbing would involve my brother not expecting the blow was coming, which I assure you, was not the case. Secondly, whatever problems my brother and I have with one another in the past, and yes, perhaps present, have nothing to do with you. Pretending that you may have any pull at all in what occurs in our family business is foolish, just as you expecting me to care about some idiotic reasoning that you can't accept your very own name due to the fact that your father was a psychopath

[ein_engel]

None of it involved me up until you decided to cohert with my father. And for that reason alone and for the fact my BLOODLINE is tied with yours it IS my business. Dante harbors nothing but mistrust for you. What are we supposed to expect since you desired that forbidden power sealed away two thousand years ago, only to be dooped by some fucking sociopath in a clown suit?

You're damn right I'm still going to be stuck on that tower. What else did you expect? For us to forget about that? Vergil -- you LEFT your BROTHER behind. Abandoning and betraying family UNFORGIVABLE. You involved yourself with my father, you plotted with him, therefore you ARE apart of that problem, Vergil, regardless if he outsmarted you or not.

I'm not Mary to you, it's LADY and only that. I don't want to hear that filthy name. I am not her anymore.

[hybrid_anomaly]

I will NOT continue this futile arguement with you. Find some other brainless drone foolish enough to listen to your patheticly obsessed idiocy. Waste the precious seconds of your life with it until it rots you for all I care, but leave me be.

[ein_engel]

Only if you leave Dante alone.

[hybrid_anomaly]

You haven't the right to ask me that. Don't fool yourself into believing that you do.

Whatever Dante chooses as far as what he and I are is the path I'll accept. If you feel you can persuade him to abandon all hope in his dear, big brother, by all means, please feel free to knock some common sense into him.

[ein_engel]

It's already too late for that. After all, you've been gone so long...

And to think I held pity for you. I'll only encourage him to stick to people that actually care about him. Not try to cut him up because he's disagreeable.

[hybrid_anomaly]

That part, at the very least, wasn't intended.

Save your pity for those who deserve, and want it. As for the rest, I've wasted enough time on this conversation.