||005-- [video]

Jun 22, 2010 19:07

[If one looks on their journal feed for this specific entry, they'll see shadows about, and hear a few bumps as the journal is adjusted, before all of a sudden one of the current problem occupants of Luceti shows his face. He's grinning, obviously pleased, his eyes wide with mirth. To those of you that have seen him before, he... doesn't look at all like the well-mannered Hazama that's been around Luceti before. He clears his throat, gesturing to his no-doubt confused viewers who, if they look past Terumi's form, see craggy walls, perhaps those of a cave. Noel Vermillion is nowhere to be seen.]

Ladies and gentlemen, I can assume that you're looking for a certain Miss Noel~? Have no fear... she's safe and sound. From the rest of you dumbasses, that is. I don't see why you're so attached to her... Is it some semblance of friendship? Is that it~?

[He laughs.] I'm oh-so sorry to say that you don't know her at all, if you're watching this. I don't see why the hell any of you would bother looking for her at this point; you won't find her! Although looking for her seems so pointless... Aren't there a million better ways you could waste your time? Like... oh, I don't know... finding your way out of this hellhole? Why bother with finding one girl, hm? Or are you all doing this to curb your own pathetic feelings of guilt?

Oh, I did a baaaad thing. I'm so sorry! But you should really be doing better things with your time. No use in searching for someone that you don't know!

After all... there's no use in even pretending like she's even close to normal. I plan to have so much fun with my little successor-- I'll make her into something worthwhile, something better than the rest of you dipshits. She won't give a damn about any of you once I'm done with her. Try your hardest to get her back; you're all fucking dumbasses, after all.

But now we go on to the... individual addresses~!

[His smile grows even wider, if possible.]

Oh, Rags~! Did you have fun, barking in the forest? I have to say, you've been pretty goddamn amusing lately. Missing your dear sister already? Well, well, well... you won't for long. Maybe if you keep looking, you'll find her! Maybe all of your effort will be worth something in the end! Right?! Positive attitude, Rags-- After a whole shitton of nothing, you're gonna need it. How about you think for once? It might just get you somewhere!

But in the meantime, I'll have Miss Noel over here... she just goes on and on about you, you know that? Like she's your family-- or worse yet, some little girlfriend. Didn't know that you liked things like that, Rags; but given your dearly departed brother, I shouldn't be surprised, should I?

And while I'm at it... Straw Hats, wasn't it? All you all seem to focus on is Nami. Nami, Nami, Nami-- like I fucking killed her or something. Isn't that grand? Man, what did you guys do to her~? You should be able to take better care of your dear navigator; I hear that those are pretty important on the ocean, right? But if you can't tell when she's not herself? The blame's not on me, it's on all of you.

But. I suppose that I'm letting this get a bit long. Good luck finding Miss Noel, all of you; with all that I have in store for her, you'll just be begging for a piece of her right now.

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