porn battle: rpf: this is not film noir

[hyacinthian]

My first porn battle fill because LJ comment text limits are literally the devil.

rpf:
this is not film noir, ellen page/joseph gordon-levitt, cigarette, unexpected; hard r.
He shows up at three outside her hotel room.

Comments

[sneakergaze]

*settles in to happily procrastinate* (Honestly, you have no idea how glad I am that you're writing Arthur/Ariadne, because you write excellent fic and because I feel like the vast majority of the fandom is all uniformly YAY ARTHUR/EAMES haha).

[sneakergaze]

OH FUCK WAIT THAT WAS RPF. IT WAS RPF. (I am so sleep-deprived right now, sorry).

My experience in close observation of JGL photos qualifies me to say HELL YES to "the kind that makes his eyes wrinkle at the corners" (I love it so) and also the pot and the bands and the Godard, such a hipster. ♥

:D

[hyacinthian]

hahahaha no worries. i did bookmark the a/a prompts because OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM but i don't know if i feel comfortable writing them. also, i love jgl/ep so rpf. it's a thing.

THERE IS AN INTERVIEW WHERE IS LITERALLY SMILING AT HER THE WHOLE FIVE MINUTES WHILE SHE TALKS AND I AM JUST LIKE.

DUDE.

DUDE.

[recycledstars]

“God, do you ever hear yourself speak?” ♥

SO secretly I have this fantasy land where Ellen Page is a lesbian, but this fic pretty much convinced me I'd be cool if she was bisexaul. Holy hot damn.

(I feel especially pervy reading excellent RPF.)

[recycledstars]

WHHHHY. WHY CAN'T I SPELL. Apologies.

[hyacinthian]

I'm glad you liked it!

(and rpf is awesome, ~glory in it, hahaha)

[kindness_says]

HAHAHA, my best friend for a while is like, "ELLEN PAGE LOVE MEEE," so I've been a little in that headspace with her, too, but fkdslagjdskljfkldsa;ds this fic.

[ninamazing]

BOTH OF THESE PEOPLE ARE HOT AND SO ARE YOU.

THE END. ♥

:D :D :D :D

[hyacinthian]

HAHAHA YOU ARE TOO NICE

ALSO I HAVE GROWN A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH THEM RECENTLY?

[ninamazing]

NO YOU ARE JUST FABULOUS!!!!! ♥_♥

AHAHAHA WHO COULD BLAME YOU. I think it's pretty clear how obsessed I am with Ellen Page EVEN IF MY STUPID USERPIC EXTENSION RAN OUT AND ALL MY EXTRA ICONS OF HER GOT JETTISONED D; Anyway. And JGL was always my favorite part of CERTAIN TEEN MOVIES, OF COURSE.

[hyacinthian]

BOO LJ. UGH.

I JUST CAN'T HELP IT. ONE TIME I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING INTERVIEWS. LIKE THIS IS THE PERSON I HAVE BECOME. AND SOMEHOW, I HAVE BECOME CONVINCED THAT HE IS ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH HER.

I SUPPOSE THERE IS NO GOING BACK FROM HERE.

HERE IS US, ON THE RAGGEDY EDGE OR WHATEVER.

[elzed]

Oh nice hotness there. Srsly

[hyacinthian]

Thank you!

[sweet_iolanthe]

this is so perfect. i'm a giggling and blushing mess.
lovely.

[hyacinthian]

Hahaha yay! Thank you!