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May 12, 2012 00:24

One might wonder how a 36-year-old unemployed woman fills her time. I have the answer and it is Legos. My brother and I were so into Legos when were young. My mother saved them all and since my nephew is now of the age where he will not swallow them and die, I broke them out.

Guess what I built first? Yeah, the pirate ship. I was all mother fucking Jack and Stephen on those blocks' ass. Next Imma gonna build the castle.

My nephew is mildly interested in this. My dad is super into it. We're going to set up a whole village in the attic (which we refer to as Canada in my family because it is cold in the winter) We are naming it New Canada.

New Canada is gonna kick ass. It's gonna have a pirate ship and a castle and airport. And we don't even care that those things don't exist all at once. And fuck you! I can have a policeman on my pirate ship if I want to. Okay?
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