Apr 06, 2005 18:05
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: ::buzz::
LaLaLa 35073: lol
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: gimme the squirrel
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: i want it
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: but its hungry!
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: i know i changed them yesterday
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: when do you have it?
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: down narrow allyways
LaLaLa 35073: but at the back of the store
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: idk but it turned the city into vanilla
LaLaLa 35073: BUT I WANT CHOCOLATE!
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: dont stop for hoes in vanilla
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: theyll ruin your new pants
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: when?
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: week before last
LaLaLa 35073: but is it really vanilla
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: no its vanilla
LaLaLa 35073: .....
LaLaLa 35073: sure
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: i want acorns
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: never again
LaLaLa 35073: but soon
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: whenever your mom says so
LaLaLa 35073: what about the walrus?
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: but i might not like it too soon though
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: maybe he likes vanilla
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: but his pants might ruin too
LaLaLa 35073: i doubt it... he is being a ass lately
LaLaLa 35073: OMFG WE FORGOT THE DONKEY!
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: damn
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: and the beaver
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: tomorrow
LaLaLa 35073: they are gonna be sooooo mad yesterday
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: and yesterday too
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: haha
LaLaLa 35073: lol
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: whenever they get back from la escuela
LaLaLa 35073: but... wait... how are they there when they are supposed to be here
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: they tripped over the vanilla squirrel
LaLaLa 35073: damn that lil bastard!
LaLaLa 35073: will this never end..
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: him and his chocolate acorns
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: I WANT ACORNS!!!!
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: never maybe
LaLaLa 35073: I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: im not sure on that one...lemme check
LaLaLa 35073: ok
LaLaLa 35073: no we are outta bear claws
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: ::checking::
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: nope your bra isnt done yet...it still has the vanilla stain
LaLaLa 35073: all ive got is this box of 1 dozen starved crazed weasles...
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: major ethnic groups dotn like you
LaLaLa 35073: shiatz
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: or vanilla either
LaLaLa 35073: i dont wanna go over there
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: the end of a glittering era
LaLaLa 35073: leaving so soon?
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: yet i forgot again
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: a;sdklfj
LaLaLa 35073: gosh darn it
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: according to the new york times....yes
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: ask your doctor
LaLaLa 35073: but the ducks... how could they
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: automatically adjust with changing light??
LaLaLa 35073: yes
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: indeed
LaLaLa 35073: i agree fully
LaLaLa 35073: but only whe it rains
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: internal plumbing doesnt work with aquirrels
LaLaLa 35073: reaae uoyae uresae
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: dry mouth, indegestion, sexual urges, and baldness almost immediately
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: in the south pacific
LaLaLa 35073: and sometimes in the popes house
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: maybe....
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: ill do IT anywhere
LaLaLa 35073: W/ THE POPE!?!?!
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: he like vanilla too
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: and it wont come off of his bra either
LaLaLa 35073: damn it
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: i know
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: wait, do i?
LaLaLa 35073: you got to
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: lemme get back to you on that one
LaLaLa 35073: ok please hurry i dont know how much longer i can distract them
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: ivestigations confirm squirrels are kamikaze
LaLaLa 35073: ur a kleptomaniac
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: SSSHHHHH!!!!
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: they can hear you
LaLaLa 35073: but only as much as a mofo
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: A MOLE?!
LaLaLa 35073: i have my protective hardware on
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: never
LaLaLa 35073: dressed as a squirrle
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: AAHHHHH?!
LaLaLa 35073: aflac...
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: im a demadifight
LaLaLa 35073: ......................
LaLaLa 35073: I KNEW THAT WAS U
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: w/e
LaLaLa 35073: daaaaamn
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: i was with the pope....i have my alibi straight
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: woo
LaLaLa 35073: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: no maybe not
LaLaLa 35073: oh ok
LaLaLa 35073: thats what i thought
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: off of a high school
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: a white supremecist
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: got sodomized
LaLaLa 35073: w/ liquor
LaLaLa 35073: and a slutty virgin
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: i like ass virgins
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: theyre loose
LaLaLa 35073: like that Mother beeping goose?
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: damn straight
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: brb ::masturbates::
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: okay done
LaLaLa 35073: what took you
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: couldnt get off
LaLaLa 35073: aaaaaaah
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: it was horrible
LaLaLa 35073: the net is slow this time of day
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: it blocked from too much fat
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: which gave me a heart attack (which i thought was an orgasm)
LaLaLa 35073: it must be the leprocons then
LaLaLa 35073: damn them w/ there lil beer guts
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: no it was teh walrus agaon
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: again*
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: but it goes on thinner and flatter
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: less ooze its big news
LaLaLa 35073: hey hey hey say it dont spray it sheesh
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: sorry, my butt was itching
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: a;lsdkf
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: a;lskd
LaLaLa 35073: is that pink or green...
LaLaLa 35073: oh wait... never mind thats ur foot
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: yes indeed it is sexy
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: with the pregnancy and all
LaLaLa 35073: sexy doesnt begin to cover it
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: okay dana youre freaking me out
LaLaLa 35073: damn that slutty virgin
LaLaLa 35073: lol
LaLaLa 35073: haha
LaLaLa 35073: are we done
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: hahahahahahahahahahahaha'
LaLaLa 35073: ?
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: yeah
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: i guess
LaLaLa 35073: lol
LaLaLa 35073: random
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: hoisting the gun into the ass
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: okay now i;m done
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: hahaha
LaLaLa 35073: lol
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: had to get it out of my syster
XCrImSoNxStAiNsx: system
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