"Sprint One Bill Account Customers Do Not Recieve..."
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (name of first pet + street you live on): Rusty Gaston Mountain
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack): Ed Corndog
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant): Sprint DiMaggio
4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME: (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied): Tank Gilroy
5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial + first three letters of your last name): F-Lec
6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal + name of high school): Wolf Gilroy
7. YOUR BARFLY NAME: (last snack food you ate + your favorite drink): Poptart Sierra Mist
8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name + street where you first lived): Joseph Hacienda
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite candy + favorite musicians last name): Milkyway Vogel
10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of [opposite sex] friend + cell phone company you use): Maryska Verizon
11. YOU STAR WARS NAME: ( first 3 letters of your last name+ last 3 letters of mothers middle name /+/ first 3 letters of your pets name + first 3 letters of the town you live in): Lecane Jacash
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Joey
Birth date: 8/14/86
Birth place: Gilroy, CA
Current Location: Asheville, NC
Hair Color: brown
Righty or Lefty: righty
LAYER TWO: ...ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Irish and Sicilian
Shoes you wore today: black and white chucks
Your fears: Dying alone
pizza: any
Goals you'd like to achieve: um, lots of stuff?
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase: "fuck that"
Your thoughts first waking up: "fuck earthlink."
Your bedtime: whenever i fall asleep?
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
Single or group dates: depends
Adidas or Nike: nike lo dunks
Lipton (Iced) Tea or Nestea: neither.
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: edge
Weed: edge
Cuss: duh
Single: hell no
Take showers: i would hope everyone does
Have a crush(es): of course!
Think you've been in love: i am right now
Like high school: yeah, i liked it
Want to get married: yeah
Believe in yourself: not as much as i should
Get motion sickness: nahhh
Think you're a health freak: not at all
Get along with your mom: moreso than my dad
Like thunderstorms: yeah
play an instrument: im in a band, so...
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: nope
Gone on a date: does being with Amanda count?
Gone to the mall: yes
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
Eaten sushi: i wish
Gone skating: yeah
Dyed your hair: nope
Stolen anything: yes
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: yeah, but i lost
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
Gotten beat up: ive been in fights?
Changed who you were to fit in: sometimes :(
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: whenever?
Numbers of Children: uh...
Names: whatever she wants to name them
How do you want to die: taking out an enemy
What do you want to be when you grow up: a superhero
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: light, (IE: blue or green)
Best hair color?: any?
Short or long hair: either
Muscles/Boobs, big or small?: does it matter?
Best first date location: whereever she wants to go ♥
Sensible shoes: if i understood this, id answer it...
Best first kiss location: at the new year's party♥
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of CD's I own: ALOT
Number of piercings: had one...
Number of tattoos: soon
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: 4 times