I didn't edit that last article...

[hweimei]

I fecking completely took it apart and reconstructed it. Wow, that sucked. Also, I remembered that I had a photo of the "writer," so I just found it and stared at it a bit with EYES of HATE.

Here's me just now, if only I were blonde, curly-haired, and had one of those fifties-style torpedo bras: