LJIdol S11 - Week 17 - Negative Reverse
PREPARE YOURSELF for AN EVENING LIKE NO OTHER! No, really - prepare for it. Seriously? I really think that you should prepare yourself more than that! Okay, suit yourself.
You will behold wonders! You won't believe your eyes! Literally! In fact, you will come to doubt ALL OF YOUR SENSES, and lose all confidence in your ability to distinguish reality from impossibility! Your mind is not properly equipped to experience the events in store for you! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE PREPARED MORE.
This performance is so incredible that some of its effects PRECEDE THE EXPERIENCE ITSELF. Already you can feel yourself doubting reality. Gravity - is that really a thing? Do objects just arbitrarily move in a particular direction if left unattended? That doesn't sound very likely. Why does Down want to kill you? Do any of the other directions have it in for you? What does Left think about you? NEVER FORGET THAT "SINISTER" IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR "LEFT." DO NOT TRUST LEFT.
This is an event NOT TO BE MISSED. One performance only, because TIME IS AN ILLUSION. Remember when we said that it was an evening like no other? THAT IS BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE EVENING.
Tickets just NONZERO DOLLARS per consciousness! What are numbers, anyway?
According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, OUTSIDE FOOD AND DRINK ARE PROHIBITED. The universe is a closed system! But good news - that closed system contains free popcorn!
The universe might also contain your cellphone, but shut it off during the performance or WE WILL TELL LEFT WHERE YOU ARE SITTING.
You will behold wonders! You won't believe your eyes! Literally! In fact, you will come to doubt ALL OF YOUR SENSES, and lose all confidence in your ability to distinguish reality from impossibility! Your mind is not properly equipped to experience the events in store for you! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE PREPARED MORE.
This performance is so incredible that some of its effects PRECEDE THE EXPERIENCE ITSELF. Already you can feel yourself doubting reality. Gravity - is that really a thing? Do objects just arbitrarily move in a particular direction if left unattended? That doesn't sound very likely. Why does Down want to kill you? Do any of the other directions have it in for you? What does Left think about you? NEVER FORGET THAT "SINISTER" IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR "LEFT." DO NOT TRUST LEFT.
This is an event NOT TO BE MISSED. One performance only, because TIME IS AN ILLUSION. Remember when we said that it was an evening like no other? THAT IS BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE EVENING.
Tickets just NONZERO DOLLARS per consciousness! What are numbers, anyway?
According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, OUTSIDE FOOD AND DRINK ARE PROHIBITED. The universe is a closed system! But good news - that closed system contains free popcorn!
The universe might also contain your cellphone, but shut it off during the performance or WE WILL TELL LEFT WHERE YOU ARE SITTING.