JWZ posted this a few days ago:
http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/reviews/six-word_reviews_of_1302_sxsw_mp3s.php if you can't figure it out from the text of the link, its a review of a great many number of sxsw band mp3s, with reviews of each of them. I'm hoping sometime over the next two weeks I'll be able to actually listen to them, but that's not the point here. This entry was partway down:
947 3:22 The Proclaimers Edinburgh, UK-SCOTLAND Life With You “500 Miles” was twenty years ago.
which is funny and frightening on its own, but it was also discovered that this review has the Snow Crash-like ability to get the song stuck in your head just from reading the above sentence. Enjoy.