Well, at least I got that figured out

[hversu]

Factoring in personality, morality, intelligence and appearance, I have figured out that Faramir from the Lord of the Rings books (not the movies, ugh, character rape) is as close to the ideal man for me as is conceivable.

What, you tell me he's already dating some other chick with a death wish and that he's fictional? Details, details.