Chad's "It's really late but I don't have class til 1 pm tomorrow" dissertation on this piece of work:
Paper doesn't bleed. and if paper was filled with blood it wouldn't be called paper, it'd be called a cellulose sack of blood. geez, when will you kids learn? Also, on further inspection, Newton did not live during the age of the chainsaw, so the paper could not be yelling "Run!!! Newton"; which I assume to mean that the paper said, "Run!!!! Sir Issac is coming with a chainsaw", a sentence that we all know to be false, because 1.) it is not paper, it is a cellulose sack of blood, 2.) Cellulose sacks of blood cannot talk, much less yell, 3.) Newton couldn't have possibly had a chainsaw and last but not least, 4.) Newton wasn't blond. And speaking of chainsaws, since when does a chainsaw have yellow lines coming out of it? Mine surely doesn't do that, nor have I seen anyone else's do that either. In conclusion, gravity is great. Otherwise, an apple wouldn't have fallen on newton's BROWN hair, thereby giving this eccentric faux artisté material to create his wonderous designs.
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Lord Chadwick the Wise
Actually, your drawrings are hilarious and bring me great joy, for I hate the physics as well.
well well well mr smarty pants, its seems as though you have misinterpreted my drawing. the man with the chainsaw is none other than myself and the paper only seems to be saying "Run!!! Newton" when in actuality he is saying " Run Newton!!". the placement for the exclamations is due to a lack of room inside my word bubble after newton. also, if you think about it hard enough, physics paper can be filled with blood, that of the innocent. finally, the little piece of paper was named newton and it was me with a chainsaw and te yellow coming out of my machine of doom in MAGIC!
Paper doesn't bleed. and if paper was filled with blood it wouldn't be called paper, it'd be called a cellulose sack of blood. geez, when will you kids learn? Also, on further inspection, Newton did not live during the age of the chainsaw, so the paper could not be yelling "Run!!! Newton"; which I assume to mean that the paper said, "Run!!!! Sir Issac is coming with a chainsaw", a sentence that we all know to be false, because 1.) it is not paper, it is a cellulose sack of blood, 2.) Cellulose sacks of blood cannot talk, much less yell, 3.) Newton couldn't have possibly had a chainsaw and last but not least, 4.) Newton wasn't blond. And speaking of chainsaws, since when does a chainsaw have yellow lines coming out of it? Mine surely doesn't do that, nor have I seen anyone else's do that either. In conclusion, gravity is great. Otherwise, an apple wouldn't have fallen on newton's BROWN hair, thereby giving this eccentric faux artisté material to create his wonderous designs.
I approve of this message.
Lord Chadwick the Wise
Actually, your drawrings are hilarious and bring me great joy, for I hate the physics as well.
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