Salutations, everyone! I come bearing gifts. Well, just this update. You know what I mean. While I’m typing, I thought I’d mention - if you have a simblr (or, y’know, just a regular tumblr and you want to follow it) mine’s
here. I’ll post spoilery Rosewater pictures, plus other sim-related stuff, so yeah. Okay, now that we’ve got that plug out of the way…
Oh, a note: I’ve become very indecisive about everything, so I changed default skins and eyes several times throughout this. I doubt it’s that distracting, but yeah.
Last time, Henry became a child, and Felix and Henry tried to sell muffins. Eliot up and died right in front of poor ol’ Nix. Remember (
kittenmittons) gave birth to a baby girl named Desdemona. Dallas also had a birthday, and not much else happened.
I told you guys last time that the Rosewaters were moving, right? Well, yeah. Here’s their new house, located in scenic Hidden Springs (for the duration of this update. I changed my mind again later, please just ignore me).
Here’s the back view of the house. I took a bunch of pictures of the interior, but I’m not done decorating it yet, so I decided to not give you a full tour. I promise, you’re not missing much.
As soon as they moved in, Henry rolled the want to paint.
Alex got started on his garden…
And Dallas decided to break in the new playground.
Nix wanted to learn the Athletic skill, and Remember (
kittenmittons) wanted to train someone.
Desdemona: This is MY scary cat ride, and you can’t have it.
Alex: Alright, Mona, but if you don’t learn to share, I’ll have to get your grandmother to unleash the forces of evil upon you…
Desdemona: Fine.
Good one.
There are four bathrooms in this house. Four. I don’t know why they all decided to use that one, but it turned into a giant clusterfuck. Plus, Mona had no reason to cry. It was out of spite. I know it.
Alex: -sneak sneak-
Alex: WE’RE STILL EATING REPLICATED FOOD YOUR GRANDMOTHER MADE 10 YEARS AGO!
Henry: This again? Well, if it makes him feel good about himself…
Henry: MY STARS, YOU HAVE SCARED THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME.
Someone’s proud of himself. Stop trying to act like you’ve changed at all, Alex.
Nix got a new guitar. Look how nice I am.
Desdemona: NOM I AM GODZILLA
It’s birthday time!
Well, it’s nice to see you too, Veruca.
Nice ponytail. And eyebrows.
Okay, so I was definitely hasty in calling Felix a clone of his dad. He honestly inherited a lot from Clarisse. His nose and mouth remind me a lot of Winston. He rolled Computer Whiz.
This is the first shot I’ve been able to get of a spare’s kid! This is Lorie, daughter of Veruca and Cael (
visionofvim).
The party isn’t over yet! It’s time for Mona to become a little more self-sufficient.
She’s so CUTE. However, she kind of looks like she’s smiling in this picture, and I don’t think I’ve seen her smile since then. She rolled Good Sense of Humor. Ha.
Felix: I FUCKING LOVE FOOSBALL
Remind you of anyone?
Desdemona: Do I really have to talk to this girl?
Yes, you do. You’re in a state of social deprivation, and I don’t want you to end up a serial killer or anything.
A miraculous shot of someone doing homework IN THEIR OWN ROOM.
And a shot of someone… not doing that. What, did you wait for Mona to get done so you could steal her desk?
Hal, I love you. I do. But please stop waking everyone up. On school nights, no less.
Felix: DO NOT WANT.
Henry doesn’t give a fuck.
Nix is still not used to this ghost bullshit.
Never change, bb.
See, there you go, Hal. You’re not waking anyone up or anything.
Aw shit, son, looks like it’s Henry’s birthday.
Desdemona: I feel like something important is going on here…
Henry: -sparklebow-
Henry: Yay! Puberty!
Well. Hello, Henry. (He rolled artistic.)
Desdemona: Yay, my brother’s hot!
Wait, no, I don’t think that’s a proper thing to celebrate. I think she’s inherited some lack of social awareness from the Crescendo side of her family…
Green girl: Who the fuck is you?
Henry:
Fuck is you who?
I swear, there is a table inside. They all refuse to eat there though.
I’m serious.
Sometimes Alex neglects his garden for a few days, so then he gets stuck gardening into the wee hours of the morning. That sucks, but look at the pretty picture. Awww.
OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE A DINING ROOM WITH FAR MORE COMFORTABLE CHAIRS.
Desdemona: Since I am the girl, I have to clean up all the guys’ dishes. This is completely unfair.
To be honest, Mona, it doesn’t require that much effort.
Mona gets started on her feminist manifesto.
Desdemona: But if male privilege is inherent in the world, how can we as women hope to succeed?
Nix: Hey, Mona, what are you doing?
Desdemona: Trying to decipher the enigma of sexism. You?
Nix: Uh…
I think she scared him. But then again, what doesn’t?
DAMMIT. She took Alex and Re’s bathtub.
…and one of the barstools. This is the first time the Rosewaters ever got repo’d. Sigh.
Clarisse: Don’t be a baby, Mr. Alto. The needle’s only the size of your leg.
Felix got invited over to Veruca and Cael’s place, but Lorie had a part-time job so they didn’t really get to hang out. I did get to sneak a peek at Deon, their creepy bald toddler.
Homework makes Henry upset.
Look at these cuties.
Henry’s video game faces are really intense.
Henry: FUCKING BLUE KOOPA SHELLS. I WAS IN FIRST PLACE.
Felix decides to bond with his brother...
Desdemona: Imbeciles.
She reminds me a lot of child Atticus in her demeanor. Haha.
Felix: Henry, you promised no lightning!
Come to think of it, I don’t think I’d let Clarisse give me a shot. Especially not when it looks like she might pee on me…
Felix’s hobbies include sitting around and doing nothing.
Here’s Alex taking a bath… I don’t have an excuse.
Look who it is! This is Lorie all teenified. Man, she’s pretty. Those lips are insane; she’s definitely a Storms.
Birthday time! That kid in the back looks really pissed that he’s having a good time.
Henry thinks your sparkle jump needs work.
Well, you look exactly like I thought you would. Cute though. He’s growing into his features, I think. He rolled hydrophobic.
I’ll leave you there! Next time, the Rosewaters move… again. Really. I just got Late Night and I figured I’d move them to Bridgeport until I got tired of it. So we’ll see what happens. Thanks for reading, guys! <3
Remember Crescendo:
kittenmittonsCael Storms:
visionofvim