May 30, 2007 21:05
In honor of being here almost three years:
"Now you don't look like
a computer programmer."
I still fucking tipped.
"Was that a squirrel?"
"That's a rat," she said and peed
in the street, downtown.
"D'you know who I am?
D'you know who I am, you fuck?"
Honestly, I don't.