Drabble - We Are Santa's Elves...
Title: We Are Santa's Elves...
Series: Torchwood
Characters: Owen, Tosh, Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Beta: emyrldlady
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or the characters therein, they belong to the BBC and RTD. Any original characters and places are my property. Any similarity to real people or places is meant in respect. No money is made from this.
Author's Note: This was inspired by thrace_adams, and I dedicate it some girls who could use a cheer, dr_is_in and xenutia1
We Are Santa's Elves...
He could feel the green spandex already trying to give him a wedgie. Adjusting his package, Owen grabbed the pointy hat and jammed it on his head. Might as well get this over with. He walked out of Jack’s office and waited for the laughter.
It was Tosh that finally broke the silence. “You look so innocent.”
“That’s so scary,” Ianto muttered.
“Why not Tosh?”
“The alien only attacks males.”
“Why not Ianto? Or you?”
“You’re the only one skinny enough to wear the suit.”
Owen grunted and headed for the main door, trying to pretend his shoes didn’t jingle.
(Burn Gorman from "Fred Claus", from BurnGormanOnline)
Series: Torchwood
Characters: Owen, Tosh, Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Beta: emyrldlady
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or the characters therein, they belong to the BBC and RTD. Any original characters and places are my property. Any similarity to real people or places is meant in respect. No money is made from this.
Author's Note: This was inspired by thrace_adams, and I dedicate it some girls who could use a cheer, dr_is_in and xenutia1
We Are Santa's Elves...
He could feel the green spandex already trying to give him a wedgie. Adjusting his package, Owen grabbed the pointy hat and jammed it on his head. Might as well get this over with. He walked out of Jack’s office and waited for the laughter.
It was Tosh that finally broke the silence. “You look so innocent.”
“That’s so scary,” Ianto muttered.
“Why not Tosh?”
“The alien only attacks males.”
“Why not Ianto? Or you?”
“You’re the only one skinny enough to wear the suit.”
Owen grunted and headed for the main door, trying to pretend his shoes didn’t jingle.
(Burn Gorman from "Fred Claus", from BurnGormanOnline)