The red applies, the blue doesn't.

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✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.

× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.

✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.  (I LOVE the rain.)

✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.

✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast.  (I've been told this several times.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.

× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.

× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.

✓ I like the way that I look.  (Usually.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.

× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (Only because it'd be made much safer.)
× I slept with a roommate.

× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.

× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.

✓ I currently like/love someone.  (More than anything.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.  (Two or three)

× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.

✓ I have a lot to learn.  (Who doesn't?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.

× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.  (I'm such a procrastinator.)
× I enjoy some country music.

✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.  (Content.)

× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
✓ Republican.

× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.

✓ I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.  (I do the bunny ears. Everyone else I know does it the other way.)
× I can work on a car.

× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.

× I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (I hate being barefoot, especially outside.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.

× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (I'm decent.)

× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.

× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.

× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.

× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.

✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.

× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (No, but I'd love to visit other centuries.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.

× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.

× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.

× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.

✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.

× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.  (I love both, equally.)

× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.  (Disgusting.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.

× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.

✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (I dislike this quite a bit.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.

× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.

× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.

× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.

× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (No, but sometimes I feel that way about my mother.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (Definitely so.)

× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.  (Some spanish, at least.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.

× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.  (I like both.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (I do this ALL the time.)

× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.

× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.

× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.

× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.

× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (The eating part at least.)

✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.  (Definitely, unless I'm absolutely exhausted.)
✓ I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.

× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.  (I hate my hair.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.

× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.

× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (Somtimes. Usually not, though.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.

× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.

✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.

✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.  (When I'm alone.)

× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.

× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.

× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.

× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.

✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.  (When I can.)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.

× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.  (I'm actually hoping not, even though I probably will due to family genes. Great.)

✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.

× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.

× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.

× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.