Sample Post (Application)
You know there's a serious problem when you lose a scout, you lose the scout who went to find the lost scout, you lose the scout who went to find the lost scout who went to find the lost scout, then you lose the scout who went to find the scout who went to find the scout who was looking for the lost scout.
Considering no trace was ever found of them, we're marking the boundary where they disappeared as the "Ru Nan Triangle" and we've stopped sending scouts in the area. It's about time, though I think they could've realized something was wrong BEFORE my dear little sister was lost to it!
But I'm not going to stand for letting her be lost to who-knows-where!
I would never go against orders normally, especially since I know our generals are just looking out for our safety and well-being, but I just have to do this! I CAN do this! I'm fast enough, I'm strong enough, and gosh darn it, Xiao needs me!
It took me WEEKS to cut the ribbon I'd need for this, but it was well worth it! Anything worth doing is worth doing well, I say. I've been tying ribbon around the trunks of trees I've passed for the past hour of exploration, and I'll be sure to return before suppertime with either our missing scouts or a need for more ribb--
...H...Hey! Was that bird just--
...No!
This c... this can't be-- Why--
Why is that entire flock of crows wearing matching bow ties?!
I... I'll admit that's pretty cute, but... if you're so talented as to tie such perfect bows on each other, please use your OWN ribbon! And no, I most certainly do NOT have other colors for the crows that don't like red!
I'd better turn back before--
Oh no.
I think I just became the scout who got lost looking for the scout who got lost looking for the scout who got lost looking for the scout who got lost looking for the scout who got lost.
Considering no trace was ever found of them, we're marking the boundary where they disappeared as the "Ru Nan Triangle" and we've stopped sending scouts in the area. It's about time, though I think they could've realized something was wrong BEFORE my dear little sister was lost to it!
But I'm not going to stand for letting her be lost to who-knows-where!
I would never go against orders normally, especially since I know our generals are just looking out for our safety and well-being, but I just have to do this! I CAN do this! I'm fast enough, I'm strong enough, and gosh darn it, Xiao needs me!
It took me WEEKS to cut the ribbon I'd need for this, but it was well worth it! Anything worth doing is worth doing well, I say. I've been tying ribbon around the trunks of trees I've passed for the past hour of exploration, and I'll be sure to return before suppertime with either our missing scouts or a need for more ribb--
...H...Hey! Was that bird just--
...No!
This c... this can't be-- Why--
Why is that entire flock of crows wearing matching bow ties?!
I... I'll admit that's pretty cute, but... if you're so talented as to tie such perfect bows on each other, please use your OWN ribbon! And no, I most certainly do NOT have other colors for the crows that don't like red!
I'd better turn back before--
Oh no.
I think I just became the scout who got lost looking for the scout who got lost looking for the scout who got lost looking for the scout who got lost looking for the scout who got lost.