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hurtingzeebo

Room 402, Monday night

Aug 22, 2011 20:53

Sam the honey badger had made her honey badgery way* back to her room, and was in the process of gleefully shredding one of her pillows when the world seemed to stutter, and suddenly the honey badger was no more ( Read more... )

sam won't actually eat anything, ic, 402, honey badger says what?

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randomspanish August 23 2011, 04:10:31 UTC

Freddie, having heard someone run down the hall screaming, had run out.

"Oh crap, I lost track of Sam!" he said, running down the hall.

And then he saw that Sam was Sam, peeking out of her room and into the hallway.

"Oh hey. You're not badgery."

hurtingzeebo August 23 2011, 04:14:07 UTC

"Nope, just naked-y," Sam said calmly, her modesty still protected by the door. She scowled. "And I think I have a feather stuck in my teeth."

randomspanish August 23 2011, 04:17:09 UTC

That got Freddie to squeak, then shield his eyes and turn around. "You didn't eat a bird, did you?"

hurtingzeebo August 23 2011, 04:32:22 UTC

"A pillow." Sam picked at her teeth with one finger nail. "Bird would have tasted better."

Any moment now, she'd actually decide to put some clothes on.

randomspanish August 23 2011, 04:34:47 UTC

Well, Freddie would just stand here, looking the opposite direction, until she did so.

"You ate a lot of weird things when you were a badger," Freddie said. "How was that, any way? I mean... did it feel badgery?"

hurtingzeebo August 23 2011, 04:38:16 UTC

"No, I felt like a cuddly bunny." Sam rifled through her drawers until she found some clean, if rumpled, clothes. "What do you think, Fredweird?"

Be nice to him, Sam. He looked after you while you were badger-shaped.

randomspanish August 23 2011, 04:41:32 UTC

"How am I supposed to know?" Freddie said, gesturing. "It's not like I've ever been small and furry!"

hurtingzeebo August 23 2011, 04:44:31 UTC

"Yeah, what's up with that?" Sam finished getting dressed, and went back to the door. "Were you even a pony that time?"

randomspanish August 23 2011, 04:47:17 UTC

"People were ponies?" Freddie said, confusedly.

hurtingzeebo August 23 2011, 04:51:41 UTC

"You didn't even notice. Wow."

randomspanish August 23 2011, 04:57:14 UTC

Freddie turned around. He visibly relaxed. "Well, thanks for putting some clothes on so we can talk face to face. Which you will not get me to admit I missed."

hurtingzeebo August 23 2011, 05:04:02 UTC

"Well, I'll admit I kinda miss having a fur coat. And claws are way better than hooves any day."

randomspanish August 23 2011, 05:07:29 UTC

"Yeah, I could tell you enjoyed them," Freddie said. "Luckily I had enough blood to learn that lesson. Repeatedly."

He made a little face.

"But you're okay? No weird after effects?"

hurtingzeebo August 23 2011, 05:09:31 UTC

"Like what, badger breath?" Sam huffed into her hand, attempting to smell her own breath.

randomspanish August 23 2011, 05:12:49 UTC

"Again, I don't know," Freddie said. "Maybe you'd suddenly be extra hungry or full or... I don't know. This is completely out of anything I know stuff about."

hurtingzeebo August 23 2011, 05:14:13 UTC

"Maybe we could ask Jack. He was a dog, that one time."

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