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[hurt_for_me]

To all snake persons; ASJDASFHJDHFJDSFHJDSFHJDSK. Dx No more hitting on me. Thanks very much.

To everyone else; I will be absent for most of the day. I feel the need to cleanse. Bleed. A lot.

Dirty dirty dirty.

Fuckin' A.

Comments

[flying_death]

I believe I may qualify as a 'snake person' although I assure you I shall refrain from making further advances - if only because I've yet to make any. Especially since you seem to be already claimed. I see you've met my roommate - allow me to introduce myself. I am Tom Riddle, lately of Hogwarts, currently of dorm 71. The one filled with snakes.

((Strikes illegible))

[treeofeden]

((XDDD I love you. XDD

We shall continue the log (of far too much sex without sex) when my MSN no longer sucks and I get home from my soon to be ex place of work.))

[hurt_for_me]

Ah, well... good, please refrain from doing so. Nice to meet you, I suppose. I'm Hidan, and that's all I'll say because I don't feel the need to introduce myself.

[flying_death]

I assure you, the pleasure's mine. I assume you're from the same world as Orochimaru, which would make you a ninja, correct?

[hurt_for_me]

I bet it is. Yeah, that's correct.

[flying_death]

I gather from your comments that you aren't particularly fond of snakes?

((Boy, is he grasping for topics...))

[hurt_for_me]

Oh I don't mind snakes, really. It's just certain creepy persons who remind me of snakes. You should see this guy when he's fifty, for fucks sake. It's so gross.

Like I was told that he can make his tongue reeeeeeally fucking long and ugh, and he can cough up snakes and shit. Is that why you guys have a lot of snakes? Oreo over there got into a coughing fit or something?

[Well, he got Hidan going. XD And now he won't shut up. ]

[flying_death]

Fifty? You're certainly from a long way past him - but then, I have recently met a boy from over 50 years after my departure. He must have undergone a lot of change in that time.

Cough up snakes? That sounds like a useful (if slightly painful) talent. And no - we have so many snakes because I spent all my money at the pet shop the other day. One of them refuses to leave my shoulder.

((Tom acquired a petulant and rather clingy coral snake: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Micrurus_tener.jpg ))

[hurt_for_me]

Yeah, this place is kinda fucked up that way. Well, I didn't know him really. But I knew people who did. Apparenyly he likes ... or end up liking little boys, and grows up with NO fashion sense.

How is that useful? I find that gross. A pet shop? Seriously? I always wanted a pet. But isn't that kinda dangerous?

[ *loves snakes* aw, it's such a pretty snake. =O ]

[flying_death]

At that age? That's quite perverse. Fashion has never been more than a tool to me - although, you do realise you say that whilst wearing a large black cloak covered with red clouds, don't you?

Useful because snakes are always useful - as spies, weapons, and familiars. It's quite an intriguing shop - an extremely large variety, and I was greatful to find these Avorians don't seem to practice the barbaric removal of a snake's fangs or venom glands as some places do back home. Maybe you should examine it yourself, find a familiar?

Snakes aren't dangerous to me in the slightest.

[hurt_for_me]

I didn't design the cloak, I wear it because I have to.

I don't know about a familiar, but I'd like a pet.

Well, good for you then.

[flying_death]

Well, at least you have enough taste to realise that it needs excusing. Why must you wear it, if you don't mind me asking?

I suppose 'pet' and 'familiar' are practically synonomous here - I doubt most people have enough power to bond with their animals in this sapping city.

Indeed it is.

[hurt_for_me]

I don't mind at all, you can say it's a uniform and a warning to those who look at it.

Peh, I barely have enough power to stay alive when I do a ritual.

[Filtered to Hidan to avoid that crazed stalker boy]

[flying_death]

I don't imagine it serves as much of a deterant here, where most wouldn't know the significance.

I know; it's aggravating, isn't it? I was in the middle of a ritual myself when I was pulled here - although I doubt it was of the same variety.

((*pats paranoid!Tom* - he really doesn't like not knowing how much Harry knows if he's filtering the mention of 'rituals'))

[Filtered to Tom]

[hurt_for_me]

That's true, but they'll soon learn. I hope.

Probably not, unless your rituals contain self mutilation.

[Filtered to Hidan]

[flying_death]

Maybe not - it seems that a disproportionate number of the people trapped here are no strangers to power themselves. Prey that struggles can be... entertaining.

No - well, not self-mutilation, certainly. A certain judicious bloodshed, however...

((Strikes semi-legible and testing))