when i shit, if i get the smallest side splatter or what-fucking-ever, i'm disgusting. however, a guy can do this, and just be a guy. "one of the dudes
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When guys go to the bathroom we go into SDM (self discussion mode) or if tired, drop straight into BD (brain dead). So either we are thinking about that hawt chick we just talked to or not thinking about anything at all.
specific example?
*guy opens bathroom door* *closes door without locking* *lifts toilet seat and unzips... stream begins!* "damn that Tammi girl was cute, wonder if she's hitched. Huh, I'll have to make a note to hit on her later..." *subconscious says SHOOT LEFT! LEFT DAMMIT!* "Is that a spider on the sealing? Nah... Wonder what bra size she's hittin... should I ask? maybe not. hmmm..." *subconscious notes splatter on right side of bowl* "Oh son of a...!" *adjusts stream left* "gah... pissed on the side of the bowl again..." *looks closer* *while leaning misses again* "whoops." *finishes, zips and puts down cover* "normally I'd leave it up but... if I put it down they wont notice I wet the whole rim for a few weeks. Now where was I... oh yeah... wonder what they got in the fridge here." *exits bathroom*
But really, you need a guys' point of view ;)
When guys go to the bathroom we go into SDM (self discussion mode) or if tired, drop straight into BD (brain dead). So either we are thinking about that hawt chick we just talked to or not thinking about anything at all.
specific example?
*guy opens bathroom door*
*closes door without locking*
*lifts toilet seat and unzips... stream begins!*
"damn that Tammi girl was cute, wonder if she's hitched. Huh, I'll have to make a note to hit on her later..."
*subconscious says SHOOT LEFT! LEFT DAMMIT!*
"Is that a spider on the sealing? Nah... Wonder what bra size she's hittin... should I ask? maybe not. hmmm..."
*subconscious notes splatter on right side of bowl*
"Oh son of a...!"
*adjusts stream left*
"gah... pissed on the side of the bowl again..."
*looks closer* *while leaning misses again*
"whoops."
*finishes, zips and puts down cover*
"normally I'd leave it up but... if I put it down they wont notice I wet the whole rim for a few weeks. Now where was I... oh yeah... wonder what they got in the fridge here."
*exits bathroom*
hope that enlightens :D
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