can't believe i'm updating this.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. jen
2. jenny
3. stupid
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. trixare4me (whoa i forgot about that one)
2. xdjjazzyjen
3. freshjesus
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i can be pretty perceptive at times
2. i could probably beat you in a fight.
3. as far as i know, i'm not a self-centered asshole. if i am, someone please let me know so i can work on that.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i am so fucking lazy.
2. it took me a really long time to list 3 things that i like about myself
3. i don't stand up for myself as much as i should. not because i'm weak, but because i have a very high threshold for what i consider 'acceptable pain administered to me.' that has its good and bad parts, but most of the time it's bad because people think they can walk all over me until i have to bust out the rhino, and then they just think i'm insane because i am crushing their entire skull in the palm of my hand with one swift gesture. whoa, shit.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. carver
2. abington? does that count? i lived there 3 years but the only time i spent there was sleeping.
3. boston.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. people with big guns
2. geese
3. the thought of depending on "money" for survival for the rest of my life.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. coffee
2. hat or bandana
3. pot
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. pia's sweatshirt...hahaha
2. jeans
3. requisite headwear: light blue bandana
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artist)at the moment)):
1. radiohead
2. modest mouse
3. the postal service
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. led zeppelin - tangerine
2. radiohead - talk show host
3. modest mouse - black cadillacs
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. writing a book
2. skydiving
3. peyote
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. respect
2. chemistry
3. someone to whom sex with me is not the primary or initial motivator for interacting with me.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. i like sushi
2. i never learned how to read
3. the squirrel of life will crush you.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. skinny little junky boys are hot for some reason.
2. lip rings
3. usually dark hair, unless it's dyed.. but it depends..
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. walk away.
2. shoot laser beams from my eyes (someday!!!!)
3. eat a cow.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. writing.
2. sleeping.
3. is smoking pot a hobby? it's a terrible one, but i'm really good at it.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. actually write this paper
2. fire a gun
3. flee the country
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. recluse
2. president of the universe
3. assassin
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. tahiti
2. japan
3. europe
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. god
2. fuck
3. shit (don't feel like thinking abotu this now)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. kick a duck the length of a football field
2. circumnavigate the globe
3. put the pieces together & make a picture...
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. who
2. reads this
3. anyway?