cleanin out the fb quotes
"We're in a restaurant.... why are you naked?"
"If I thought your wiener was on fire and I put it out with a shovel... would you be mad at me?" -Stupid girl at the pool (stolen from Jessica)
METEOROLOGY QUOTES:
(Fuelberg puts up paper on overhead) F: These are the times your TAs are available to help you all
M: Great! (we all copy down) Now, where can we find these delicious delicious people?
"I feel like I'm a snow cone in Hades!!" - Aaron in our ridiculiously hot classroom
Me: So who's going to this party?
J: Oh you know, Charles....
Me: ...He has a small head!
K: Is that why you're not friends with him? Because he has a small head?
M: "Hey Nicole, where do you put your...uh... shavings?" (Sharpening colored pencils in Synoptic)
Mock interview we had to do in front of the whole class:
Me: So Jimmy, have you ever had any injuries with skimboarding?
Jimmy: Yeah, my leg broke off.
Me: (Dressed as a goth) I love this outfit! I think I might do the weather like this!
Houston: Haha yes (impersonating) "It's going to be a BLEAK day for all humanity!!!!"
Aaron: How did your cat die?
Nicole: Renal failure
Aaron: WHAT? ANAL FAILURE?!?!?!
Me: (to all the sorority girls) Its going to rain tonight!!
Kristen: Yeah, listen to her! She knows shit!!
Rachel being awkward: (Waiting for the elevator people to clear out) "COME ON GUYS, MAKE IT SNAPPY!!!" (Right as she says that, a guy in a wheelchair rolls out of the elevator making her feel like the worst person ever)
Me: Why is Dr. Fuelberg so mad today?
Aaron: Because it's almost Halloween... and he doesn't have a costume yet
"Why are you all worried about the dynamics exam? You know that Alquist grades like a pussycat!" - Dr. Fuelberg!!!
Aaron asking a question: "So, if a cloud were to just... ROLL in through that door and sit on us....
(Everyone & Dr. Zoe looks at him like he's retarded)
...just, just go with it guys...
...what would happed? Would we feel wet?"
And my personal favorite:
"Welcome to the gun show air parcel, I'm going to lift you." -Aaron
Fuelberg: Any student who isn't here right now isn't serious about this class
Me: Oh, but Jimmy is at his sisters wedding
Fuelberg: So what? I could be at home petting my cat!!!
"Yeah, they might cry a little... sometimes they have group crying" - Nicole on what the National Weather Service does when there's no weather going on
"If I thought your wiener was on fire and I put it out with a shovel... would you be mad at me?" -Stupid girl at the pool (stolen from Jessica)
METEOROLOGY QUOTES:
(Fuelberg puts up paper on overhead) F: These are the times your TAs are available to help you all
M: Great! (we all copy down) Now, where can we find these delicious delicious people?
"I feel like I'm a snow cone in Hades!!" - Aaron in our ridiculiously hot classroom
Me: So who's going to this party?
J: Oh you know, Charles....
Me: ...He has a small head!
K: Is that why you're not friends with him? Because he has a small head?
M: "Hey Nicole, where do you put your...uh... shavings?" (Sharpening colored pencils in Synoptic)
Mock interview we had to do in front of the whole class:
Me: So Jimmy, have you ever had any injuries with skimboarding?
Jimmy: Yeah, my leg broke off.
Me: (Dressed as a goth) I love this outfit! I think I might do the weather like this!
Houston: Haha yes (impersonating) "It's going to be a BLEAK day for all humanity!!!!"
Aaron: How did your cat die?
Nicole: Renal failure
Aaron: WHAT? ANAL FAILURE?!?!?!
Me: (to all the sorority girls) Its going to rain tonight!!
Kristen: Yeah, listen to her! She knows shit!!
Rachel being awkward: (Waiting for the elevator people to clear out) "COME ON GUYS, MAKE IT SNAPPY!!!" (Right as she says that, a guy in a wheelchair rolls out of the elevator making her feel like the worst person ever)
Me: Why is Dr. Fuelberg so mad today?
Aaron: Because it's almost Halloween... and he doesn't have a costume yet
"Why are you all worried about the dynamics exam? You know that Alquist grades like a pussycat!" - Dr. Fuelberg!!!
Aaron asking a question: "So, if a cloud were to just... ROLL in through that door and sit on us....
(Everyone & Dr. Zoe looks at him like he's retarded)
...just, just go with it guys...
...what would happed? Would we feel wet?"
And my personal favorite:
"Welcome to the gun show air parcel, I'm going to lift you." -Aaron
Fuelberg: Any student who isn't here right now isn't serious about this class
Me: Oh, but Jimmy is at his sisters wedding
Fuelberg: So what? I could be at home petting my cat!!!
"Yeah, they might cry a little... sometimes they have group crying" - Nicole on what the National Weather Service does when there's no weather going on