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[hurricanefloyd]

my day.....showed up to work like 45 mins early and fucking around for like 90 mins..then got serious and checked for lost items at registers but got distracted and talk to some employees for like 20 mins..(ie ben, franklin and cj) then sat in the office for a few so a guy in a TO jersey started following him cause he looked shady turns out this guy pissed and SHAT him self and was holding his pants running around the store...then he runs into the boys fitting room and just sits in a stall....i go down with the manager and someone else and we hear the guy crying and the smell was horrible...so we let him compose himself and then we kicked him out and told him never to come back and then blocked off the room and made it look like a crime scene.........later in the day football football football.....i love it....btw the guy was like twenty something

remember kids dont shit yourself in a department store cause you will probably get laughed at and tossed out