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[hurricanebomber]

[Gokudera's already had enough of this party. If this lasts for the whole weekend, he might have to stab himself in the face

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[slenderspawn]

[If he were to look behind him, he'd notice a long black tentacle creeping out from the foliage and wrapping itself around the bottle.]

[hurricanebomber]

[He only notices because he reaches for the bottle at about that time.

....Uh. What.]

[slenderspawn]

[There's an awkward pause before whatever tentacled thing is hiding in the foliage snarls.]

[hurricanebomber]

What the fuck...

[slenderspawn]

[More tentacles creep out from the foliage, raised to strike.]

[hurricanebomber]

[ohshi-

He takes his hand off the bottle.]

......Look, if you want the beer, just take it.

[slenderspawn]

[Aww, you giving up like that is no fun! Another tentacle darts out and wraps around his ankle, lifting him upside-down well above the hedges while another tentacle grabs the beer. From this vantage point, it's easy to see that the creature is essentially a rotting skeleton in a tattered suit with tentacles writhing inside and around it]

[hurricanebomber]

Gah--!

[He shuts up abruptly because OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.]

Madre di dio....

[slenderspawn]

[It tilts its head at him. Okay, it's heard all sorts of things yelled and screamed when it attacked/toyed with people, but this was new.]

...what?

[hurricanebomber]

[....He wasn't expecting it to speak. That...kind of ruins it actually.]

...It's Italian.

[slenderspawn]

[It chuckles darkly to itself]

Italian? How fitting. Am hungry...

[Not really; but where's the fun in letting someone know you're not actually going to kill them?]

[hurricanebomber]

[He'd be freaking out except...this feels kind of absurd for some reason. Still, that doesn't mean he doesn't believe the thing. But it's talking to him so uh...maybe he can reason with it...?]

....I'm really skinny.

[slenderspawn]

Like bones...

[It seems to wraps a tentacle around his neck]

[hurricanebomber]

[Okay, bad argument. Just going to get some dynamite out of his pockets now...]

[slenderspawn]

[While he's doing that, he might notice the tentacle around his neck getting uncomfortably tight]

[hurricanebomber]

[dsklffdsgh]

Cut that shit out.