TO THE NAP CAVE!
Instead of studying for tomorrows CS exam i decided to go to Joes room and join the super villan union. Yes thats right, Me(Curling Man), and Eric(NapMan) are in the union fighting against Joe man, the super hero with his trusty side kick. So how exactally do we do this? well I am armed with curling stones, and take perfect aim while my trust band of homeless henchmen(beebop and rocksteady) brush vigerously to speed up the stone. Now you all may be saying, riiiight so how are u going to curl with no ice. There is a very simple answer to this. I am a seasonal villan. I only commit crime during the winter. Now you are probally also thinking, how are you going to hurt somone with a curling stone, it moves at like .0005 mph. Well yes, that is correct, but dont let the speed trick you, the accuracy of my shot will simply make the target stand there looking at it for the 3 minutes it takes to get to them, and when it hits them BAM! they are done for. And i figure if the stone doesnt hurt them, i have to henchment that have followed it all the way down, and they both have sticks, they can beat up Joe Man while i casually run away. Now Joe Man isnt going to just sit there and let me throw curling stones at him, no no, he is an armed and dangerous super hero if ive ever seen one. He rides around in his JoeMobile, a wiffle ball bat with a ball for the cabin, i will post an image in a bit. And to get out, he ejects the ball and when he hits the ground, slots open up in the wiffle ball for him to exit. Then he pulls his wiffle ball bat of justice on me and eric and we're suposedly done for. But you see Joe Mans costume is just jeans and a hooded sweatshirt, so how am i supposed to know when hes coming up behind me? well he wears his symbol, the pringles guy, oh his sweatshirt. Thats right the pringles guy. Why the pringles guy? well because when they were printing his shirt with a picture of him flipping everyone off, they accidentally switched it with the pringles printings. So pringles cans everywhere have pictures of Joe Man flipping everyone off saying "once you pop you cant stop" and joe is stuck with the harmless icon of the pringles guy. Now where does NapMan come into all this? well he obiously sleeps a lot and i need to keep giving him caffine pills telling him they are super power enhancers. And just when we are about to be done fore by Joe Man and his sidekick....
:::Jeff beat boxing the transition beat::::
Pink Eye Girl(Helen) shows up to give Joe pink eye and save the day.
Now Dave Valeri comes into this picture too. How would JoeMan know about our evil schemes, such as locking JoeMan out of rooms he has a key to, if there was no one to narc on us. Yes, thats right, Valeri is always around narcing on us. JoeMan tries to teach him that no one lieks a narc, but he just cant help himself.
And now, JoeMans only job really, would seem, is being a super hero, so how does he afford him mansion and his sound making butler? Well...how would you do it? thats right, he sells drugs on the weekends. But dont hate him for it, there woudl be much more crime if he didnt.
So anyway...ill post that picture of the JoeMobile later tongiht.
:::Spinning curling stone with jeff doing the get away beat::::
Ok, so i have the picture now, here is...THE JOEMOBILE!
:::Jeff beat boxing the transition beat::::
Pink Eye Girl(Helen) shows up to give Joe pink eye and save the day.
Now Dave Valeri comes into this picture too. How would JoeMan know about our evil schemes, such as locking JoeMan out of rooms he has a key to, if there was no one to narc on us. Yes, thats right, Valeri is always around narcing on us. JoeMan tries to teach him that no one lieks a narc, but he just cant help himself.
And now, JoeMans only job really, would seem, is being a super hero, so how does he afford him mansion and his sound making butler? Well...how would you do it? thats right, he sells drugs on the weekends. But dont hate him for it, there woudl be much more crime if he didnt.
So anyway...ill post that picture of the JoeMobile later tongiht.
:::Spinning curling stone with jeff doing the get away beat::::
Ok, so i have the picture now, here is...THE JOEMOBILE!