please tell me something funny that will make me laugh or at least smile...i really need something cheerful going on...write a story or inside joke or something...please
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hi it's jessica and amanda here to cheer you up! wooOoOO!O!O
okay so we have two stories for you. story one: so there was this girl named Mazilla. she had oooodlees and oodles and OOOOOODODDDLDLLLLEEEEES of friends who all loved her....like a lot. one day, mazilla stabbed herself in the eye. THE END.
story two: Hokay, so here's the earth. It's chilling. Dang, that is a sweet earth you might say, round. Alright, ruling out the ice caves melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the o-zone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up. Hokay, so basically we got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and US...with nukes. We got about twenty-six hundred more than anybody else, whatever. Anyway, one day we decide those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down, so we launch a nuke at China. While it's on its way, China's like, "Shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting us? Oh well, fire missiles." Then France is like, "Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming. FIRE OUR SHIT! But I'm le tired! Well, have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!" Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, "WTF? mates." India, Israel, and Pakistan have launched their shit, so now we got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia's like, "AAAAH! MOTHERLAND!" Then England's like, "Bout that time, eh chaps?....Right-o." So now the U.S. is like, "Fuck, we're dumb asses." Canada's like, "What's going on, eh?" Australia is still like, "WTF?" Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like, "Well, fuck that." So now we got nuclear winter. Everyone's dead except Australia, and they're still like, "WTF?"... but they'll be dead soon...fucking kangaroos. But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States... to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too. THE END.
okay so we have two stories for you.
story one:
so there was this girl named Mazilla. she had oooodlees and oodles and OOOOOODODDDLDLLLLEEEEES of friends who all loved her....like a lot. one day, mazilla stabbed herself in the eye. THE END.
story two:
Hokay, so here's the earth. It's chilling. Dang, that is a sweet earth you might say, round. Alright, ruling out the ice caves melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the o-zone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up. Hokay, so basically we got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and US...with nukes. We got about twenty-six hundred more than anybody else, whatever. Anyway, one day we decide those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down, so we launch a nuke at China. While it's on its way, China's like, "Shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting us? Oh well, fire missiles." Then France is like, "Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming. FIRE OUR SHIT! But I'm le tired! Well, have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!" Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, "WTF? mates." India, Israel, and Pakistan have launched their shit, so now we got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia's like, "AAAAH! MOTHERLAND!" Then England's like, "Bout that time, eh chaps?....Right-o." So now the U.S. is like, "Fuck, we're dumb asses." Canada's like, "What's going on, eh?" Australia is still like, "WTF?" Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like, "Well, fuck that." So now we got nuclear winter. Everyone's dead except Australia, and they're still like, "WTF?"... but they'll be dead soon...fucking kangaroos. But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States... to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too. THE END.
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heres my story.
"how do you spell cockatiel?"
"uhhh. c-o-c-k-t-a-i-l?"
"hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaahh(for like half an hour)"
COCK TAIL!
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