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Thought this was funny:
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on
the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and
shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.
We're going at night!"
Haha. Yeah so I'm gonna start something. whenever I get a fortune cookie i'm gonna scan it and put it on here. I got a couple to get me going lol i just have to scan them first. And of course you have to add the 'in bed' at the end, otherwise it wouldn't be a fu fortune now would it? ;)
getting paid tomorrow so im gonna do a little shopping with melissa, just a little lol. so thats about it! *mwah*
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on
the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and
shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.
We're going at night!"
Haha. Yeah so I'm gonna start something. whenever I get a fortune cookie i'm gonna scan it and put it on here. I got a couple to get me going lol i just have to scan them first. And of course you have to add the 'in bed' at the end, otherwise it wouldn't be a fu fortune now would it? ;)
getting paid tomorrow so im gonna do a little shopping with melissa, just a little lol. so thats about it! *mwah*