Curse Jacob, it's really his fault

[huntmorfus]

So tonight - went to hang out at friends. Beer, Pong, Weed, Friends. Good nouns. Didn't drink, consequence of earlier stomach ache. Bong rip. Friend = RA + Drunk + Accident = His pinky shut in a door, tip is broken off. Bit paranoid about the commotion. Attempt to leave. I'm sober and drive to the hospital. Three college students, drunk, high, waiting for triage. Acts of good Samaritanship, ridiculous conversation: perturbed in neighboring seats? Return, High and Modo and FreeCell. Bed.

Do I have a date tomorrow?