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Nov 17, 2005 12:00

Two more things that make Kelly special...

Setting:

Kelly trying to get into Planned Parent Hood for work, and has to go through a bunch of pro-life protesters.

Creepy Old Man: Would you like a mint?

Kelly: My mom told me not to take candy from strangers.

Setting 2: me trying to say goodbye to kelly before she goes to VT

Me: I just want a little kiss

Kelly:I cant kiss you

Me: I know you're sick, but just one good bye kiss

Kelly: No, kissing leads to fornication, and fornication leads to pregnancy and disease, and disease leads to death. So, kissing leads to death, sorry.
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