I am so hot.

[hunterkinney]

Oh yeah, I rock. I made a C on my math test. That should get me off probation for a while. I hate word problems! I wish they'd word it in a way that made sense. Who cares about stupid trains going 52 fucking miles an hour? I hope they crash and DIE! If it was about getting your cock sucked how much money you could make in a week, I would so ace

Comments

[justinkinney]

I got 1500 on my SATs.

[nineinchescut]

That is not as big an accomplishment as you think.

Sucking me off? Bigger deal.

[justinkinney]

Sucking you off and getting 1500 on my SATs, biggest accomplishment of all.

[nineinchescut]

At the same time? You're mistaken. There is no possible way you could have been giving me head and taking your SATs at the same time. I think they fucked up on your score.

Where the hell are you?

[justinkinney]

Daph and her girlfriends are holding me hostage. THERE IS GIGGLING, BRIAN.

[nineinchescut]

Michael's coming over. With drugs. Get home.

[justinkinney]

I'M TRYING. One of them just asked me about beard burn.

[nineinchescut]

Daphne's apartment: college girls.

The loft: E. Me.

This is a hard decision?

[justinkinney]

Daphne can be really threatening when she wants to, Brian.

But <3!

[nineinchescut]

Do not make those hearts at me.

You have no idea what threatening is, Sunshine.

[justinkinney]

They're not hearts, they're threes. What do you have against threes?

<3 <3 <3 <3

[nineinchescut]

Why do you think I'm a fucking moron?

[justinkinney]

Well, I'm glad you can admit it.

[nineinchescut]

I just popped all the E.

[justinkinney]

So you really are a moron.

[nineinchescut]

Why do you intentionally piss me off before you come home? Is it the angry sex, Sunshine? Is that what gets you off?