Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I gave personal porn to Akerin when he was in dire need of a good stroke. (300 points). Last Tuesday I gave booze to Triggur (19 points). Last week I saved the lives of five kittens ... from Cuprohastes (5000 points). In August I ravished xerxes1 for three hours (10000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty, but very good at it! (16019 points). For Christmas I deserve a mini mare, a hot tub, and a big screen tv. !
Sincerely,
HunterDPanther
Yeah, I slightly altered mine >:)