Spare no baby, leave no monkey unturned

Jul 07, 2004 01:56

The people were ill at ease, everything seemed out of sorts. Initially I assumed it was just nerves, but then I caught that all too familiar scent of bacon and powder on the northern winds. Confirming my greatest fear, a scream rang out "Ahhh, the bastards took my toes!" Sure enough, Bunquisha the bar wench had 7 toes gnawed off, right through her ( Read more... )

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You are fucking HOTT iswearitsme July 7 2004, 00:05:08 UTC
Any woman that uses babies as weapons to kill other babies is like beyond hot. hahahaha. You write mad ill wicked tight badass crazy insane killer shit. Smack my ass and hand me a tulip you're funny.

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Re: You are fucking HOTT hunter_sweeney July 7 2004, 00:29:10 UTC
your mom is "fucking HOTT"

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Yeah, and... gunsmokesamurai July 22 2004, 16:05:38 UTC
My mom is fucking hott too!

Wait...

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Re: Yeah, and... hunter_sweeney July 23 2004, 03:19:04 UTC
Yeeeeah she is. Sexy momma italiana, and her sweet sweet ass. hahaha

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hunter_sweeney August 3 2004, 22:19:38 UTC
YEsss! Gross-out accomplished ; p Any statement attempting to convey some sentiment of our individual experiences is doomed, lacking, faulty, inadequate. Words are merely an outline of some intention, a skeleton. They are half truths, half empty, totally missing the translation of "what its like." The really funny part, as faulty and paradoxical as language is, we've few other proficient ways of communicating and developing ideas. The very development of thoughts are limited by limited language. Sometimes I wish it were possible to just plug into other people, visa versa, and share experiences. Telepathy is cool, but teleportation is cooler. Scanners is an awesome movie.

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