Did I post this Aunt Kate chain letter special?
I have about a hundred subject lines for this one, but they're just too damn easy......
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge.
Moral: If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
See? Too easy.
But here is the Burning Question: they were just out hiking, right? So why did they have to get across the river? Why not just walk back to the car?
Men.
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Everything above was just copy/pasted from her email.
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge.
Moral: If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
See? Too easy.
But here is the Burning Question: they were just out hiking, right? So why did they have to get across the river? Why not just walk back to the car?
Men.
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Everything above was just copy/pasted from her email.